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 Coming out of the Closet
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I have spent most of my “free time” over the last two weeks moving my clothes and shoes over from spring and summer to fall and winter.  That’s a big event in the lives of most Northerners, as the change of seasons signals such a dramatic change in temperatures. For now, I have been putting away my light weight summer things, and all things white, and replacing them with wool and corduroy and long-sleeved fleece. In the midst of all that, my son came to the doorway of my room and just stood there and shook his head. There on the bed and the floor were boxes and boxes of shoes….

“Are you channeling Imelda Marcos?” he asked. I replied by rolling my eyes and shooing him out the door. As I turned back and viewed the mound of flip flops, sandals, and pastel high heels, it struck me that, perhaps I did have a little problem here. I sat on the edge of the bed and started to take inventory of my shoes…it was soon apparent to me that perhaps I have used shoes as a way of comforting and placating myself…making myself feel better when I felt sad or lonely. Shoes always give me that little extra bounce in my step, so to speak. Some make me feel athletic, some make me feel playful, some make me feel daring and sexy. I gave away all the ones that made me feel sensible and practical. I don’t want to feel like that any more! Anyway, maybe I should think about shoe therapy. I will have to try to avoid the shoe department at Nordstroms, Saks, and Macy’s. Problem is, they are all on line now. *sigh...

So, now that my closet is all cleaned out, I thought I might share this massive accomplishment with you. If you live somewhere where the climate is relatively the same year round (i.e. San Diego, CA), then you will hardly appreciate this. But my New England friends and others in the northern states are nodding their heads in shared commiseration, as I speak.

I now present to you….my closet…with special emphasis on….my beloved shoes.








And now, I want to share with you some of my favorite objects of desire...

This wasn't easy to do, so there must be some theraputic advantage to exposing my little addiction....ALRIGHT, it isn't so little...but before you judge me...know that I donated
8 pairs of shoes to the Veterans Association.  So the next time you see a veteran in four inch stilettos, know that they probably came from me  *brushes away a little tear.



 



 


 



 

 

 


Don't let this happen to you!





    Posted by funfreak on 2009-11-02 05:39:05 | Rating: | Views: 299
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I think you need to visit somewhere Freaky. As practice before the event, repeat these words

My name is Freaky. And I have a problem......... hehehehe :o)
Posted by  Waasyon  on 2009-11-02 06:06:07 
  
Hahaha...ok...I deserve that...! You crack me up!
Posted by  funfreak  on 2009-11-02 06:09:22 
  
You are one brave woman! Looking at those heels made my arches ache...I have to admire a gal that can wear those.

Posted by  pitapie50  on 2009-11-02 07:31:12 
  
Totally agree with you their !!
Way to many shoes *shakes head vigorously trying to come back to his senses*
All I have two pairs of shoes which I wear everywhere and the trademark flipflops. How do you decide what to wear if you are going out...anywhere ??
Posted by  Anshuman  on 2009-11-02 07:40:29 
  
Well, it depends on what I'm wearing....and what I am doing...the really high heels are for dresses or pants that have a very long leg length. The lower shoes are for business and generally pants...boots are for under skirts and dresses...the over-the-knee boots go with straight-legged jeans (any woman reading this....or gay man...stop here...you already know all of this) where was I, oh...then there's color and weather conditions and am I wearing stockings or not?...that is why we take so freaking long to get ready...let alone pack!!!!
Posted by  funfreak  on 2009-11-02 07:59:40 
  

Well, I know my day will come and they will all have to be traded in for orthopedic shoes....but until then.......:-)
Posted by  funfreak  on 2009-11-02 07:54:31 
  
Whew! Now that's an accomplished feat! Love your collection!
Posted by  brlracincwgrl  on 2009-11-02 08:25:00 
  
Don't tell anyone, but that's just my fall/winter shoes...I already put the spring/summer ones away...I KNOW, I KNOW!!!! I am a little out of control...*yikes!
Posted by  funfreak  on 2009-11-02 08:28:50 
  
good luck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-11-02 10:18:06 
  

Good luck with what, Puck? My little problem? hahaha...surely this is not unfamiliar to you!
Posted by  funfreak  on 2009-11-02 15:26:41 
  
haha.. I loved this post! And I have not heard this song from nina simone.. and loved that too! I have yet to do the changing of the seasons thing .. it's on my list though, and I understand the feat ahead of me, as you just conquered :) great share and kudos! I know that sit back and revel in your accomplishment feeling.. heh.. grab some wine? :D xx
Posted by  lolav  on 2009-11-02 12:08:47 
  
Yeah..."The Look of Love" hahaha....how apropo!!!

I love knowing where all my shit is!!!
Posted by  funfreak  on 2009-11-02 15:29:01 
  
Too late! OMG shoes!!! *needs a shoe fix* Love your shoe collection, Funfreak. =)

I applaud you on undertaking a task I am too lazy to tackle (your closet is so tidy!), at present all my seasons are tumbled in together...not that we have a great deal of difference bewteen seasons here. You have inspired me to get my closet orgainised. =) - Bia.


Posted by  Blossom  on 2009-11-02 13:55:02 
  
Any time you want to borrow them, Blossom....any time.... :-)
Posted by  funfreak  on 2009-11-02 15:29:48 
  
....does that closet come with a "wet bar"?
Posted by  cabinfever  on 2009-11-02 13:58:50 
  
If I had room for a wet bar, I'd have room for more shoes, silly man!
Posted by  funfreak  on 2009-11-02 15:30:36 
  
Wow Girl!!! Honestly though, I never understood so many womens' fascination with shoes. I guess I'm just a "dullard" lol. I can't imagine owning that many!
Posted by  SnoopsMama  on 2009-11-02 14:17:22 
  
Nah...you aren't a dullard....we all spend our money differently...I'll probably need a good podiatrist someday!!!
Posted by  funfreak  on 2009-11-02 15:32:11 
  
I think that is quite a pretty normal closet myself, haha! You rock girl <3
Posted by  Angie_vV  on 2009-11-02 14:27:46 
  
When you don't have to explain yourself to someone...when they truly "get you"...then you have found a friend! :-)
Posted by  funfreak  on 2009-11-02 15:33:13 
  
You don't need to explain yourself. Judging by the images above you have style in abundance.
Imelda Marcos was sad, she had so many horrid examples of indiscriminate expenditure.
While you may well fetishise your footwear, you do so expressing a sense of elan with a strong sense of style and elegance.
Well done on putting together such a groovy collection.
Oh and to fetishise something only means to invest it with values and attributes it does not legitimately carry. It's not just sexual. Although it would be were you to become aroused rather comforted.
Cheers
D
Posted by  desinq  on 2009-11-03 00:16:12 
  
Well, you can't imagine how I appreciate a man who isn't afraid of women who like to have fun! You seem to have it all figured out as well! You know I did this with a campy slant. Glad you stopped by and gave your perspective on things!
Posted by  funfreak  on 2009-11-03 00:34:46 
  
Freaky,

Don't listen to the "tootsie-haters", this post gave me a new appreciation for footwear, and maybe even a well justified fetish!

In defense of Imelda Marcos, many people do not know that she was given those shoes by various shoe makers, and since shoes are the largest industry in the Philippines, every shoemaker in the nation wanted the president's wife to be seen wearing their brand of shoe; no different than any other country really, look at the fuss that was made over Princess Dianna's wedding dress, every tailor in England wanted to be able to say, "We made Princess Di's wedding dress".

How could anyone critisize your happiness [shoes]? If it makes you happy to buy a pair of shoes, buy 2 pair; if it makes you happy to have a closet full of shoes, just make sure you have the closet space to accomodate your shoes [happiness].

I think you should open the "Freaky Memorial Museum of Modern Footwear" and offer seasonal closet tours for tourists. Just an idea, we all need to fund our addictions, fetishes, hobbies, and indulgences. You have already created the "online museum" (Fall Collection), now go for the gusto!

Thanks for supporting Veterans with foot fetishes!

- Thom

Posted by  Hugh_Pizmehoff  on 2009-11-03 11:30:26 
  
Thanks so much for your support, Thom! This was the most frivolous and fun blog I have written, so I hope I've been able to add to your entertainment for the day. That said...some of those shoes are real works of art...I think the leopard Betsey Johnson's are my favorite!
Posted by  funfreak  on 2009-11-03 12:13:01 
  
just a guess but do you like shoes ?????
Posted by  papabear  on 2009-11-06 07:58:03 
  
No, dear man......I love them. :-)
Posted by  funfreak  on 2009-11-09 12:19:05 
  
Wow! Your closet looks very impressive! And your shoes are beautiful. A woman can never have too much shoes. It's also true for me. I don't have enough place to keep all pairs I've got. My mom threatens to throw everything out... lol
And I do understand when you talk about change of seasons... I live in Ukraine and it's the same for us. I did this work about a month ago and it took me a week to sort everything out...
I liked your post very much!!!
Posted by  LuckyJulia  on 2009-11-09 11:29:29 
  

Glad you liked it, LuckyJulia....and...nice to meet you...

I hope you know I did this in fun. I'm really not that shallow...although, after posting this, I may have trouble convincing anyone else of that!
Posted by  funfreak  on 2009-11-09 12:22:57 
  
there's nothing shallow in it! lol
I'm going to read your other posts, because you are a definitely interesting and nice person.
Posted by  LuckyJulia  on 2009-11-09 12:33:22 
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