Dogs and Cats....

[scotslad60]

WHAT IS A DOG?

Dogs lie around all day, sprawled out on the couch or recliner
They can hear food being opened half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room
They can look dumb and lovable at the ame time
They growl when they are not happy
When you want to play, they want to play
When you want to be alone, they want to play
They are great at begging
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies
They will leave their toys everywhere
They do disgusting things with thir mouths and then want to kiss you
Conclusion: Dogs are tiny men in fur coats

WHAT IS A CAT?

Cats do what they want
They rarely listen to you
They're totally unpredictable
They whine when they are not happy
When they want to play, you want to be alone
When you want to be alone, they want to play
They expect you to cater to their every whim
They're moody
They leave hair everywhere
They drive you crazy and cost an arm and a leg
Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in fur coats

[obvious_overanalysis]

That made me laugh out loud for quite a while. Genius! xD