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Old 06-27-2009, 01:31 AM   #1
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Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
"Boss," he says,
"We're doing some heavy house cleaning at home tomorrow and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."
"We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies.
"I can't give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"
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Old 06-27-2009, 02:29 AM   #2
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Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
"Boss," he says,
"We're doing some heavy house cleaning at home tomorrow and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."
"We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies.
"I can't give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"
hehahah give me a chance plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .....
i will only do cleaning.
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Old 06-28-2009, 10:32 AM   #3
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested.

Then God created man and rested.

Then God created woman.

Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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