i think it time

ShivPappa0 · 09-09-2008, 12:15 AM

i need to get this story off my chest. i still cant believe it happen but it true i saw it.

ok there was this one time at movie that just came out umm i dont know what its name was but it was kid movie i think so anyways this heavyset fellow came in carrying big big box of big popcorn and soda and chips and candy bars and he was big i mean he was real big and with each step he fart loudly and stinky like. he was saying "oops i ate too much beans har har har" and saying "excuse me miss dont inhale i just let loose stinky" and everyone said "hey fat man you need to leave" and he got so mad he ripped off his shirt and flexed and bent and then his pants split in two and his big butt popped out and soon he was farting a lot and saying "i cant control my poop i cant control my poop" and soon he reached INTO HIS BUTT AND PULLED OUT more popcorn and ate it and ate it then security came in and said "hey sir you need sit down and oh my goodness you need pants right away" and they tried giving him seat but he kept dancing and tooting to the beat and finally we all said "hey big fat man you sit down now" and he had poop runs and kept pooping.

rocky5544 · 09-09-2008, 07:55 AM

You really need to quit smoking crack. That is something a 6 year old would come up with!

ShivPappa0 · 09-09-2008, 02:32 PM

when did i say i smoke the cocain? hmm? i smoke cigs and drink occasion a mix drink sometime. anyway ok guys i am a changed man. obviously its obvious you dont believe me. well boo hoo. thats not my fault. i know what i go through. you dont know what i go through. i do. i cant do anything about it. strange things keep happen around me. it will never change. no matter how many times i try and shrug off i go out in public and some kind of weird crap goes down right in front a me. my triast has been fruitless. it has been a waste of time but and yet i still strive on. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT I GO THROUGH OK. I AM DONE WITH ALL OF YOU.

bigbubba · 09-09-2008, 04:08 PM

Seriously, guy. This borders on the brink of retarded-ness (absolutely NO offense meant towards any actual mentally challenged folks. Just trying to make a point.).

ShivPappa0 · 09-09-2008, 07:30 PM

you could not had let this topic just be and had to insult me too calling me a retard. i am having bad day as it is. damn son. alright ok just so you get message clearly this time I AM THROUGH WITH THE HUMOR FORUM OK. STOP POSTING IN THIS HERE TOPIC SINCE YOU ALL THINK YOU EDDIE MURPHY OR SOMETHING AND INSULT ME ALL THE TIME. BECAUSE A PEAR ENT LEE i am a big phony fony. well fine you guys win i guess i am like the wind.

bigbubba · 09-11-2008, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ShivPappa0

damn son.

Don't call me son.

rocky5544 · 09-11-2008, 05:15 PM

Dont worry Bubba, this guy is so far in dreamland, he probally actually thought you were his son born of his romp with Carmen Electra. It is a great thing he is here as it will help kids see what sniffing glue does to a persons brain!

bigbubba · 09-13-2008, 04:31 PM

Ha! Nice one. Course, ya kind of have to feel sorry for him. I mean, the only toy he probably ever got was a pair of pants with a hole on the inside of the pocket.

rocky5544 · 09-14-2008, 12:52 AM

What is real sick Wayne, is this guys mind actually dreams up things like this and believes they happened. Where are the prescript meds you always hear about?

09-09-2008, 12:15 AM	#1
ShivPappa0 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 25	i think it time i need to get this story off my chest. i still cant believe it happen but it true i saw it. ok there was this one time at movie that just came out umm i dont know what its name was but it was kid movie i think so anyways this heavyset fellow came in carrying big big box of big popcorn and soda and chips and candy bars and he was big i mean he was real big and with each step he fart loudly and stinky like. he was saying "oops i ate too much beans har har har" and saying "excuse me miss dont inhale i just let loose stinky" and everyone said "hey fat man you need to leave" and he got so mad he ripped off his shirt and flexed and bent and then his pants split in two and his big butt popped out and soon he was farting a lot and saying "i cant control my poop i cant control my poop" and soon he reached INTO HIS BUTT AND PULLED OUT more popcorn and ate it and ate it then security came in and said "hey sir you need sit down and oh my goodness you need pants right away" and they tried giving him seat but he kept dancing and tooting to the beat and finally we all said "hey big fat man you sit down now" and he had poop runs and kept pooping.

09-09-2008, 07:55 AM	#2
rocky5544 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,130	You really need to quit smoking crack. That is something a 6 year old would come up with! __________________ I live as I choose, speak what I feel is right, and hold my toungue for no one. If you do not like who I am or what I say, so what! Get in the long line of people who wish I did not confront their immorality. I have what I need in life and more, I do not need your friendship or approval!

09-09-2008, 02:32 PM	#3
ShivPappa0 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 25	so you had to gone and insult me. that not very nice. when did i say i smoke the cocain? hmm? i smoke cigs and drink occasion a mix drink sometime. anyway ok guys i am a changed man. obviously its obvious you dont believe me. well boo hoo. thats not my fault. i know what i go through. you dont know what i go through. i do. i cant do anything about it. strange things keep happen around me. it will never change. no matter how many times i try and shrug off i go out in public and some kind of weird crap goes down right in front a me. my triast has been fruitless. it has been a waste of time but and yet i still strive on. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT I GO THROUGH OK. I AM DONE WITH ALL OF YOU.

09-09-2008, 04:08 PM	#4
bigbubba Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 591	Seriously, guy. This borders on the brink of retarded-ness (absolutely NO offense meant towards any actual mentally challenged folks. Just trying to make a point.). __________________ I'm from Texas. What country are you from?

09-09-2008, 07:30 PM	#5
ShivPappa0 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 25	for real? you could not had let this topic just be and had to insult me too calling me a retard. i am having bad day as it is. damn son. alright ok just so you get message clearly this time I AM THROUGH WITH THE HUMOR FORUM OK. STOP POSTING IN THIS HERE TOPIC SINCE YOU ALL THINK YOU EDDIE MURPHY OR SOMETHING AND INSULT ME ALL THE TIME. BECAUSE A PEAR ENT LEE i am a big phony fony. well fine you guys win i guess i am like the wind. __________________

09-11-2008, 05:15 PM	#7
rocky5544 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,130	Dont worry Bubba, this guy is so far in dreamland, he probally actually thought you were his son born of his romp with Carmen Electra. It is a great thing he is here as it will help kids see what sniffing glue does to a persons brain! __________________ I live as I choose, speak what I feel is right, and hold my toungue for no one. If you do not like who I am or what I say, so what! Get in the long line of people who wish I did not confront their immorality. I have what I need in life and more, I do not need your friendship or approval!

09-13-2008, 04:31 PM	#8
bigbubba Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 591	Ha! Nice one. Course, ya kind of have to feel sorry for him. I mean, the only toy he probably ever got was a pair of pants with a hole on the inside of the pocket. __________________ I'm from Texas. What country are you from?

09-14-2008, 12:52 AM	#9
rocky5544 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,130	What is real sick Wayne, is this guys mind actually dreams up things like this and believes they happened. Where are the prescript meds you always hear about? __________________ I live as I choose, speak what I feel is right, and hold my toungue for no one. If you do not like who I am or what I say, so what! Get in the long line of people who wish I did not confront their immorality. I have what I need in life and more, I do not need your friendship or approval!

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