View Full Version : Ask A Question,answer A Question Game!!
necronomincon
01-27-2008, 05:06 PM
Ok Heres How It Goes Someone Asks A Question.the Next Person To Come Along Answers That Question,and Then Posts A New Question For The Next Person That Comes Along.the Questions Can Be As Silly As You Want.
U Can Only Answer The Last Question Not One Given Previously,have Fun!::d
When You Choak A Smurf,what Color Does It Turn?
Forgetmeknot
01-27-2008, 05:11 PM
A really nice shade of purple............
Why is the sky blue?
scotslad60
01-27-2008, 05:51 PM
because God painted it that way
either that or its due to the sunlight activating the prismatic vibrations which equate to the blue color in the spectrum
If a bungee jumper attaches the rope to the ground and jumps off a tall building, is it suicide or is he just Irish??
Forgetmeknot
01-27-2008, 05:58 PM
100..................
and im gonna use scotslad's question since there was a double post...........
If a bungee jumper attaches the rope to the ground and jumps off a tall building, is it suicide or is he just Irish??
necronomincon
01-28-2008, 05:20 AM
in guessing just retarded
if a mute child swears does his mother make him wash his hands out woth soap?
sacrificedangel
01-28-2008, 08:11 AM
Ha. I don't think so. Funny.
Why do we put circle pizzas in square boxes?
necronomincon
01-28-2008, 10:08 AM
Cause Triangles Have Three Sides
Why Does My Foot Ich
scotslad60
01-28-2008, 01:44 PM
Cos more dogs get to go out in winter......
Why does the early bird get the worm?
scotslad60
01-28-2008, 03:49 PM
because the Irish are there too! :p
Why did man go to the moon?
Forgetmeknot
01-28-2008, 05:00 PM
because he needed a break from women!!
Why is the grass green?
Forgetmeknot
01-28-2008, 05:23 PM
because people are selfish.
Why do they say good things come to those who wait?
Forgetmeknot
01-28-2008, 06:21 PM
to keep in contact with my husband......
When is it too late?
necronomincon
01-28-2008, 07:52 PM
When The Fat Lady Has Sung.......
Why Is My Nieghbor Carrying That Large Human Sized Bag To The Trash?
joie7170
01-29-2008, 02:42 AM
to confuse us, so that we'd have to go through trial and error just to find out which brand is just right.
Pick the question you want to answer:
1.) How is it possible for Spongebob to drown in a beach which is already underwater?
2.) Do you have any idea what the first question was about?
Pauligan
01-29-2008, 03:16 AM
He is a cartoon character.
Is there any use for ear hair?
Hollis
01-29-2008, 10:06 AM
I would hope not.
What is actually in the canned meat called SPAM???
necronomincon
01-29-2008, 10:25 AM
spam is people its peeeepooooooll!!!
why is that dude staring at me?
Squoosie
01-30-2008, 08:23 AM
the dude doesn't know either you should ask.
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
necronomincon
01-30-2008, 09:16 AM
cause women have one who who and two cha chas
why do dogs hump peoples legs
sacrificedangel
01-30-2008, 11:34 AM
Because they are just like teenager boys...They gotta get off on anything that can move ;)
Why do we say the alarm just went off when really it just turned on?
scotslad60
01-30-2008, 05:17 PM
cos we're still to asleep to know the difference
Why do dogs give the game away when they've done something wrong instead of bluffing it out?
Forgetmeknot
01-30-2008, 06:02 PM
Because of their guilt.
Why do dogs and men have so many similar attributes? lol :p
scotslad60
01-30-2008, 06:23 PM
(We do?)
Because they both like to chase some 'tail'. lol
What would happen if you lived exactly on the line of a time zone?
troubleonwheels
01-30-2008, 10:38 PM
You could always be late and have a great excuse!
Why do *most* women claim they don't care about looks then take an hour to get ready?
alleen
01-31-2008, 01:53 AM
Because they know it irritates men. :p
Why are *most* guys obsessed with cars?
necronomincon
01-31-2008, 07:25 AM
cause men are like sports cars,to small,to high maitenece,and always trying to pick up your friends(just a joke i heard,jost kidding guys)
WHY IS IT ONLY DRUG DEALERS AND SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS ,CALL THIER CLIENTS USERS?
scotslad60
01-31-2008, 01:00 PM
cos you can end up with a virus from both
Why dont dogs brush their teeth?
alleen
01-31-2008, 01:47 PM
cause they don't have hands.
Why are professional athletes paid more than teachers?
victim
01-31-2008, 04:26 PM
because man should not be able to go everywhere
how did the aids virus start
necronomincon
02-01-2008, 06:49 AM
My Uncle Joey
Does Anybody Have A Wicked Recipe For Tuna Cassarole?lol
Forgetmeknot
02-01-2008, 04:50 PM
Ewww no!!
Why do men never shut up and admit they're wrong? lol
scotslad60
02-02-2008, 10:49 AM
its programmed into our genes :p
Why are so many people control freaks?
Forgetmeknot
02-02-2008, 04:07 PM
Because they freak out if they lose control.
Why are so many people too verbal?
scotslad60
02-03-2008, 02:41 PM
because they're all practising to be game show hosts.
Why are people like sheep? :p lol
Forgetmeknot
02-03-2008, 03:42 PM
because they wanna turn YOU on :p lmao
Why are people so set in their ways?
necronomincon
02-05-2008, 07:28 AM
because the road less travelled is scary
why are red and green christmas colors
eeerm
02-05-2008, 07:29 AM
because of the old coca cola adverts.
why are we destroying the world???
necronomincon
02-05-2008, 07:31 AM
because its human nature ,to pilage,divide and conquer
do aliens exist
eeerm
02-05-2008, 07:33 AM
if you believe they do then yes
how do you free your mind of all chains and worries ??
necronomincon
02-05-2008, 07:38 AM
blow your head off
what one word would you use to describe your current state of mind
eeerm
02-05-2008, 07:40 AM
depressive
who would you turn to if you had a problem other than your mother or best friend???
necronomincon
02-05-2008, 07:44 AM
my ex boyfriend,or sister or extended friends
what did you want to be when you were little
eeerm
02-05-2008, 07:47 AM
older.
who's your idol??
necronomincon
02-05-2008, 07:50 AM
me
if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to here it,how much does it way?
eeerm
02-05-2008, 07:52 AM
what????? no one hears it?? how much does it weigh??? hahahaha
if you could do any job in the world what would it be???
necronomincon
02-05-2008, 08:14 AM
Sit On My Ass And Sip Pina Calodas On The Beach,lol
No To Be A Song ,and Screenplay Writer
Can You Solve World Hunger?
eeerm
02-05-2008, 08:16 AM
no. lol
have you ever self harmed??
Wilow
02-05-2008, 08:36 AM
yes
have you ever sat in a bath of baked beans?
locket
02-05-2008, 08:55 AM
no.
how do you make yourself get over someone?
necronomincon
02-05-2008, 09:18 AM
Have A Funeral Party,you And All Your Girlfriends Dress In Black,and Destroy All The Memorabilia From Your Past Relation,get Sh**t Faced And Party
How Do You Get That Person Back?lol
Tie them up and throw them in the back of a truck take them far far away and lock them in a cabin. lol
Where would be a good location to take them?
scotslad60
02-05-2008, 03:27 PM
(Fely scares me now........ lol)
Disneyland is the best place.
Have you seen the film, "Misery"? :p
Wilow
02-05-2008, 03:43 PM
yes
Do you find Kathy Bates attractive?
If i was a man maybe....
Why is scots scared of me?
scotslad60
02-05-2008, 04:01 PM
Because you think Cathy Bates is attractive to men and you want to tie ppl up, throw them in a truck and abduct them to .. uh.. 'get them back'!? lol
Have you been watching to much bad TV again? :p
LOL probably.... or it could be i just have to much time on my hands.....
You dont like my tying up people idea?
scotslad60
02-05-2008, 04:28 PM
Only under um certain circumstances lol
Why do YOU like the idea so much?
lmao I am unable to answer that question at this time.
Where did wilow go?
scotslad60
02-05-2008, 04:34 PM
She got a bit tied up? lol :p
Why have you so much time on your hands to waste?
because im bored at work with nothing to do...
Why do you?
scotslad60
02-05-2008, 04:53 PM
because Im just that boring and that much of an addict.
Why is there no one else commenting now?
Cause were boring like you said.
Why is the day going by so slow?
necronomincon
02-05-2008, 09:23 PM
because time flies when your having fun,and time moves like a constipated snail when your not
why do i always procrastinate?
eeerm
02-06-2008, 04:03 AM
because it's fun :)
How can light travel so fast???
scotslad60
02-06-2008, 07:34 AM
because it has souped up lightcycle (as in the film Tron!?)
Why did only animals get all the fur coats?
eeerm
02-06-2008, 07:37 AM
coz we wear clothes.
why do immigrants get special treatment??
scotslad60
02-07-2008, 08:12 AM
(oooooo thin ice, thin ice!!!! lol)
because they pay for it? lol
Why do camels like to spit?
They think its attractive....
Why does Michael Jackson thinks he is cool
necronomincon
02-07-2008, 09:35 AM
Because Hes Coo Coo For Coaco Puffs
Why Do People Cry?
to show there emotions
Why do people have road rage?
necronomincon
02-07-2008, 09:57 AM
Because It Makes Them Feel Important,and Like They Actually Have Somewhere Important To Be
Why Is Pluto No Longer Considered A Planet?
Because it no loger in our solar system or whatever they want to call it... but it will always be a planet to me... lol
How do you explain colors to a blind person?
necronomincon
02-07-2008, 10:43 AM
wow,good question,you could liken them to emotions,or tectures,or element,like red would be hot,sharp rage,lol
how do teach love,to someone who has never been shown it
show them what it feels like.. go with your emotions...
How do you look someone in the eye after hurting them to the point of no return
necronomincon
02-07-2008, 10:54 AM
sadly and with the utmost regret,beg there forgiveness,and promise a lifetime of making it up to them
how do you become a success
work hard do your best and if tha dont work CHEAT lol jk
Why is text lingo becoming so popular in the everday words
scotslad60
02-07-2008, 11:57 AM
B coz th@ts gr8 n cool lol
Why do people never write letters anymore?
Because we have this thing called Email lol why waste the paper (i still write letters shhh dont tell)
Why cant we all just get along?
scotslad60
02-07-2008, 03:34 PM
because the Gods like to have fun too
Why is the earth round?
Forgetmeknot
02-07-2008, 05:15 PM
Because it is...........
Why do dogs bark?
so they wake you up at 2am
Why does it always rain in Oregon
scotslad60
02-07-2008, 06:25 PM
cos we all send the clouds there
Why does the phone never ring until your actually IN the bath or shower?
Forgetmeknot
02-07-2008, 06:27 PM
because they secretly know.......
Why do people ask how are you when they dont really care?
necronomincon
02-07-2008, 09:55 PM
because they want to be percieved as polite,thoughtful people
what is the purpose of traffic tickets
troubleonwheels
02-07-2008, 10:28 PM
revenue.
Why are pistachios so addicting even though they're so hard to eat?
Wilow
02-08-2008, 05:15 AM
because they are delicious
why do people cover the windows in empty houses with newspaper?
Merlyn
02-08-2008, 07:43 AM
So they can be black and white and red all over... (sorry lol)
Why can we communicate via satellites, yet still have wires attached to our computers?
eeerm
02-08-2008, 07:50 AM
because of no-one would spend a fortune upgrading when they can stick with good old wires :)
why are films on the downward spiral?? (Epic movie and such like...)
Merlyn
02-08-2008, 10:28 AM
Nobody's got time to watch them anymore.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
QuickHitGondolin
02-08-2008, 10:52 AM
...a slap to an obnoxious boyfriend.
Where do old dogs go to eat breakfast? :rolleyes:
scotslad60
02-09-2008, 10:22 AM
the scrap yard
Where have all the super-heroes gone?
necronomincon
02-09-2008, 11:58 AM
witness proctection program
when do i get my day in the sun?
scotslad60
02-09-2008, 12:02 PM
14th July 2029 :)
Why cant I collect and save ectoplasm?
necronomincon
02-09-2008, 12:11 PM
not enough ghost aroung to manifest the energy,try an indian burial ground always worked in the movies.if not i think i may know a guy
why are people misunderstood
scotslad60
02-09-2008, 04:22 PM
because they keep talking!!
Why dont we have dalmation people, complete with spots
Merlyn
02-09-2008, 04:43 PM
Because we're all scared of being 'spotted' by Cruella DeVille!
Why is the sky blue?
Forgetmeknot
02-09-2008, 04:58 PM
because it just is.....
Why do all the bad things for you taste so good?
scotslad60
02-09-2008, 04:58 PM
because they wouldn't taste nice if they were good for you.
Why dont men get pregnant?
Forgetmeknot
02-09-2008, 04:59 PM
because they knew men couldnt handle the pain..........
Why did men get a penis?
scotslad60
02-09-2008, 05:02 PM
...extra storage for the brain!!
Why do women lactate? lol
Forgetmeknot
02-09-2008, 05:03 PM
because men need something to fantasize about........
Why are men so strange?
H20gerl
02-09-2008, 09:18 PM
Because that extra grey matter they could have used in their brain was used to make a penis instead...
Why is the ocean so salty
scotslad60
02-10-2008, 10:40 AM
...all those sweaty feet, armpits, groins.... :p
Why cant you eat yellow snow?
ItsMe2
02-10-2008, 10:48 PM
Because yellow snow is created when my dog and husband pee on it.
Why can't everybody be night people?
Hollis
02-11-2008, 07:38 AM
because some of us have to work the day shift to get it done first.
Why is a elephant's poop so large?
scotslad60
02-11-2008, 09:10 AM
so you got more to smoke...... :)
Why are traffic lights only three colors?
bubblydi
02-11-2008, 09:13 AM
Beause it saves energy.
Why do people hurt others?
scotslad60
02-11-2008, 09:16 AM
so they'll get hurt back, its a sadist thing
Why do too many people stubbornly refuse to smile more?
bubblydi
02-11-2008, 09:18 AM
Because they hate to excerise.
Why are computers so hard to understand?
scotslad60
02-11-2008, 11:04 AM
becuase their really made by women!? :p lol
Why do cats stare at you for ages?
Forgetmeknot
02-11-2008, 04:57 PM
because they're slow..............
Why do men say stupid things they know will come back to bite them in the butt (see scotslad's post above...)?
Merlyn
02-12-2008, 06:02 AM
.... it's a masochist thing...
why does doing the washing mean one half of every pair of socks will go awol?
necronomincon
02-12-2008, 12:59 PM
Because Little Sock Nomes Live In The Dryer
Why Is Love Conditional
Wilow
02-12-2008, 01:57 PM
So men learn to put the toilet seat down
Why does a leopard never change its spots?
necronomincon
02-12-2008, 02:43 PM
plastic surgery on wild animals is frowned appon
why cant i sing
Forgetmeknot
02-12-2008, 04:55 PM
because you weren't meant to....
Why is a circle called a circle?
troubleonwheels
02-12-2008, 10:02 PM
Because if it were called a rose it would still be a never ending two dimensional line with a constant distance from a central point, and it wouldn't smell like anything.
Why do we all like to hang out in these forums so much?
QuickHitGondolin
02-12-2008, 10:10 PM
Because we've been trapped in the "Hotel California," (One of many for every walk of life)
Why do Europeans drive on the wrong side of the road?
badlydrawnstickman
02-12-2008, 11:28 PM
it's not really...it's just the mirror's reflection of what you perceive as reality...
what is the real difference between spaghetti and penne?
Wilow
02-13-2008, 08:30 AM
same thing in different shapes
Why do fools fall in love?
Because us fools cant control our hearts...
Why did someone create Valentines day do they enjoy making the single people look lonely?
scotslad60
02-13-2008, 07:34 PM
Its a conspiracy by Hallmark cards
Why did cupid use a bow n arrow n not something else?
H20gerl
02-13-2008, 08:10 PM
because an arrow is silent
why is a work week 5 days and time off only 2
scotslad60
02-14-2008, 09:08 AM
cos they like to get their pound of flesh
Why is the sky at night dark with all those stars?
Hutzelgirl1
02-14-2008, 02:30 PM
because they are low watt energy savers
Whose idea was it to put peanut butter with jelly?
scotslad60
02-14-2008, 04:56 PM
A two year old American kids
Why dont we all wear our national costume/ dress?
necronomincon
02-15-2008, 07:21 AM
because we don't want to look like idiots,let people find that out on there owm time
why did we name our planet earth?
scotslad60
02-15-2008, 12:09 PM
Cos it woulda confused the mice if we'd called it cheese
Why does "the man in the moon" never visit when we've visited there?
Forgetmeknot
02-15-2008, 06:52 PM
because he is antisocial.....
Why were men called men, and women called women?
scotslad60
02-15-2008, 06:55 PM
cos woo men is an instruction not a gender identification LOL
Why can men go bare chested in public but women cant?
Forgetmeknot
02-15-2008, 06:59 PM
because men are pervs!!
Why do they say men are from Mars and women are from Venus and not the other way around?
H20gerl
02-15-2008, 07:07 PM
because when our legs are in the air they make a V?
why isn't grass pink?
scotslad60
02-16-2008, 08:51 AM
beacuse it'd confuse the hell out of dogs, moles, etc.
Where did the idea of the 'one-fingered salute' come from?
Forgetmeknot
02-16-2008, 05:09 PM
some weirdo I'm sure.
Why in the hell did someone get the curiosity to experiment with 'butt love'? lol
scotslad60
02-17-2008, 12:27 PM
because people are anal!!
Why dont we recycle dead people?
Forgetmeknot
02-17-2008, 04:43 PM
cause that's morbid!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
necronomincon
02-18-2008, 08:03 AM
to get away from those p.e.t.a. freaks
why did reality shows gain popularity?
QuickHitGondolin
02-18-2008, 09:06 AM
People got tired of their own realities.
Why don't fleas like humans?
necronomincon
02-18-2008, 09:27 AM
cause we (tick) them off,lol,i'll be here all night fokes,remember to tip your waitress
why do bite my lip
necronomincon
02-18-2008, 09:47 AM
god,love sweet love,and some gravity stuff i should have paid attention to in high school
why does blue mean sad,when it makes me happy?
QuickHitGondolin
02-18-2008, 10:09 AM
Navy blue is the color of the universe and sailors make people happy.
Why are most trees green and brown?
necronomincon
02-18-2008, 12:24 PM
because dork was taken
why did the snow finally let up?
QuickHitGondolin
02-18-2008, 02:22 PM
Because the clouds got cold and went home to a nice fire.
Did you see that deer jump?
unreachable
02-18-2008, 02:50 PM
Yer it jumped through a ring of fire over the atlantic ocean and then a paraglider swept down and caught it :)
who ate my slice of cake???
QuickHitGondolin
02-18-2008, 03:25 PM
Because 25 hours blew the Memory of the Atomic Clock during initial testing.
Why do men love sports so much?
QuickHitGondolin
02-19-2008, 10:54 AM
Because they are "starving artists" and all agree, it is necessary to shoulder one's way to the top. :p
Why do fish jump out of the water sometimes?
H20gerl
02-19-2008, 03:36 PM
because a bigger one is behind them
Why are there always police around you until you want one?
dream_angel69
02-20-2008, 11:41 AM
because they are idiots and only come when its convient for them.
why do people judge???
Forgetmeknot
02-20-2008, 05:13 PM
so they feel better about themselves
Why are people so mean?
H20gerl
02-20-2008, 05:17 PM
Because the really aren't happy with who they are
why can't we all just get along?
Forgetmeknot
02-20-2008, 05:48 PM
because that would be too easy and quite boring :p
Why don't people know when to shut up?
Forgetmeknot
02-20-2008, 05:57 PM
because it would sound funny if they meowed.......
How could anyone not like cats?
chrissy0590
02-20-2008, 07:44 PM
Because it can be relaxing and soothing or they just have not seen it in a while..
Why do people think that life should be easy?
H20gerl
02-20-2008, 09:22 PM
it is isn't it?
why do people think they rule everyting
H20gerl
02-20-2008, 09:40 PM
because duo means 2
Who was Murphy and how did he get to make laws?
H20gerl
02-20-2008, 09:46 PM
because it is incessant
why do you get an itch when your hands are full
chrissy0590
02-20-2008, 10:06 PM
I have no idea
Why is the always work to be done at the most relaxing of times?
H20gerl
02-20-2008, 10:08 PM
to remind us to spend, spend, spend
why is it called a "hot" water heater?
chrissy0590
02-20-2008, 10:12 PM
i dont know it heats cold water to hot so thats is good point....one that should be answered....
Why is it called a hot water heater?
H20gerl
02-20-2008, 11:21 PM
If it didn't it could be Saturday
why do birds poop on our cars
QuickHitGondolin
02-21-2008, 08:04 AM
Because they like to see spots in front of their eyes.
Why do people sometimes trip on banana peels? lol
LpnMom94
02-21-2008, 11:43 AM
Against the dark sky is when they are brightest. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Forgetmeknot
02-21-2008, 04:29 PM
because life sucks.
Why does the bad never seem to end?
QuickHitGondolin
02-23-2008, 12:37 PM
To protect themselves from other lawsuits or prevent themselves from becoming homeless.
Why can't people ever fire their bosses?
chrissy0590
02-24-2008, 02:33 AM
Because there would be no bosses they would all be fired......
Why can't people accept people the way they are?
QuickHitGondolin
02-25-2008, 01:38 AM
So that men's eyes don't pop out of their sockets.
Why is water blue?
eeerm
02-25-2008, 03:39 AM
because of the salt??
why do penguins not have knees?
JULIA17
02-25-2008, 01:46 PM
sorry.................because cold tea tasts nasty.....
why are dogs mans best friend, why cant it be roosters???
scotslad60
02-26-2008, 07:34 PM
cos there just *&%(// is OKAY? :p
Why cant anyone else see the giant pink bunny?
Forgetmeknot
02-27-2008, 05:16 PM
I can..............:p
Why are you doing that?
chrissy0590
02-27-2008, 10:49 PM
because they usally have a greater body mass to through around.......Just like to add not all men are stronger then women lets see them push out a kid...LOL
Why do poeple hurt?
Forgetmeknot
02-28-2008, 04:35 PM
because emotions suck sometimes.
Why do men insist on making women mad?
QuickHitGondolin
02-28-2008, 05:35 PM
Because they have to insist on something??
Why do women depend on men so much?
necronomincon
02-28-2008, 11:13 PM
because men depend on us,for the cooking the cleaning the raising of the children,somebody has to bring home the bacon?lol
Why do humans crave meat?
Speaktome83
03-02-2008, 12:32 AM
Because all humans are savages. lol
Why do people take showers?
madmax88
03-03-2008, 01:10 PM
couse we will smell bad if we don't
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Necromancer
03-03-2008, 08:07 PM
Because it hasn't dried yet.
Why do people treat those with a low-paying job like they don't work for their money?
QuickHitGondolin
03-03-2008, 10:42 PM
Because early Americans believed they were "holy." lol
Why can't someone figure out how to make money grow on trees?
zypvashna
03-04-2008, 12:23 AM
because money doesn't go through the photosynthesis process all that well.
what came first the chicken or the egg?
necronomincon
03-05-2008, 08:08 PM
the chicken
why did the chicken cross the road?
QuickHitGondolin
03-05-2008, 10:18 PM
to peck at the squished remains and half-digested grain on the road from the one who had just tried.
Why is chicken meat mostly white?
necronomincon
03-06-2008, 01:23 PM
because thats the color flesh turns when cooked right
why did my baloon fly away?
H20gerl
03-06-2008, 08:05 PM
because you let go
Why do cats purr
necronomincon
03-06-2008, 08:37 PM
cause mooing would look stupid
where have all the cowboys gone?
QuickHitGondolin
03-09-2008, 07:00 AM
Out west!
Why are campfires only in the woods?
necronomincon
03-09-2008, 10:30 AM
because only you can prevent forest fires,lol
why is my vision blurred?
QuickHitGondolin
03-09-2008, 02:02 PM
You are wearing your sisters glasses by mistake. lol
Why shouldn't I sleep on the roof tonight?
necronomincon
03-09-2008, 03:34 PM
because the stars are brightest during winter time
what is quickhitgondolin gonna do today?
madmax88
03-10-2008, 08:54 AM
no one nows what hes going to do but him
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
necronomincon
03-17-2008, 11:07 AM
if they were wearing cute underwear
who put the bom in the bomshbmshibon
QuickHitGondolin
04-24-2008, 11:56 PM
Shibon did. She is an ex-girl friend of a really good friend of mine.
Why do roaches run from the light?
scotslad60
04-25-2008, 09:14 AM
because they are all shy creatures really
Why are people like worms?
QuickHitGondolin
04-26-2008, 02:03 AM
They can really wiggle out of tight places.
Why do dogs shed their fur so much?
Questioned_Man
04-26-2008, 04:43 AM
It's their gift to us.
Why are mail men sometimes women, and black-male have nothing to do with race.
Hollis
04-28-2008, 08:09 PM
Equal Opportunity....??
Why do birds poop on people???
QuickHitGondolin
04-28-2008, 08:51 PM
Because we always salute them afterwards.
Why do dogs bark at the mailman?
Hollis
04-29-2008, 07:43 AM
Because they will bite you if you show your butt...
Why does it rain in one part of town and not the other??
QuickHitGondolin
04-29-2008, 08:55 PM
So that the rainmakers don't "paint" themselves into a corner.
Why are the mountains so far away from the big city?
scotslad60
04-30-2008, 01:15 PM
So they dont get buried beneath a mountain of litter
Why can you never reach the end of the rainbow?
Hollis
04-30-2008, 04:27 PM
Because there is no end...
Why do you fart bubbles in the bathtub???
scotslad60
05-01-2008, 09:27 AM
(you do? :eek::p)
because you need to equalise the internal pressure beneath the waterline? lol
Why do kids always ask, "are we there yet?"
QuickHitGondolin
05-01-2008, 10:40 AM
Good question, Scots! lol
scotslad60
05-01-2008, 12:41 PM
(Where's the question quickhit? lol)
Why do people hate standing in line?
DreamingOfBruxelles
05-01-2008, 01:55 PM
because they want to be always the first.
why do i have to go to bed now???
lampoil
05-01-2008, 04:48 PM
How was it for You?--Are there yet?
Why is tea cake not called a cookie?
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Hollis
05-01-2008, 05:56 PM
Because a cookie is a cookie and nothing can compare...
Why does the sun hide behind the clouds??
QuickHitGondolin
05-01-2008, 06:13 PM
Because the seasons are "changing."
(:confused: Sri. I thought it would work out Ok if I just made a comment about your question. It was such a good one.) So I'll submit Scots question again:
"Why do kids always ask, 'Are we there yet?'"
lampoil
05-01-2008, 09:10 PM
Becasue they can't see out he front window lol
Why do some kids need blankies?
scotslad60
05-02-2008, 10:51 AM
because a 'comfort duvet' would be too large to carry around
Why do adults act more like kids than some kids do?
lampoil
05-03-2008, 12:30 AM
Ocean beach ??
Why do sculpters re-wear dirty shirts?
DreamingOfBruxelles
05-03-2008, 12:50 AM
to be identified as one? lols.
would you rather be an escape artist or a roller coaster operator?
lampoil
05-03-2008, 02:37 AM
escape artist
House painter or portrait painter?
scotslad60
05-05-2008, 12:27 PM
House. Cant do faces.
Why isn't there a tunnel to Australia?
H20gerl
05-05-2008, 09:16 PM
To/from where......?
why don't starving people move?
lampoil
05-06-2008, 03:26 AM
Starving people can't get reservations
No tunnel for Australia the great whites would breed in it and then the blues and the black fins and the lesser whites would be jealous.
because a 'comfort duvet' would be too large to carry around
Thanks scotslad
duvets.... chicken feathers or goose down?
scotslad60
05-06-2008, 11:46 AM
Goose down.
Why do you get down from a goose but you cant get down from an elephant?
lampoil
05-06-2008, 11:51 AM
ladders just don't fit in our pockets.
when is up down and down up?
scotslad60
05-06-2008, 12:04 PM
When you play reverse snakes and ladders?
Why are board games going out of fashion?
lampoil
05-06-2008, 12:07 PM
it requires reading skills
When do ducks duck?
scotslad60
05-06-2008, 12:08 PM
when pigs fly overhead
Why do cops like donuts?
lampoil
05-07-2008, 05:46 AM
You can both kinds in the car in the parking lot.
When is in out?
scotslad60
05-07-2008, 09:41 AM
When its a tennis ball on the court
Why do magpies like stealing shiny things?
lampoil
05-07-2008, 11:41 AM
who wants to steal dull things?
why are 'recovery ' discs' usually lost ?rotfl
scotslad60
05-07-2008, 12:24 PM
Because they make great frisbees for dwarves :)
Why does the phone only ring when you least want it to?
Bubbly
05-08-2008, 12:19 AM
Because the phone's insensitive and tactless.
Why is Pluto named after Micky Mouse's dog?
lampoil
05-08-2008, 01:44 AM
The cute little knot on his head is just about the size of Pluto..
why was there a 'road' in front of THE chicken?
scotslad60
05-08-2008, 09:38 AM
Because they had to use up the budget before the next tax year
Why do cocks crow?
lampoil
05-09-2008, 11:57 PM
because the Crows KAW!
When do erasers mark?
scotslad60
05-12-2008, 11:10 AM
When you rub them down bare skin
Why do politicians lie?
QuickHitGondolin
05-13-2008, 11:15 PM
Because they are all corrupt!
Why is there no parlor in the Parliament or where is it?
scotslad60
05-14-2008, 10:47 AM
because Parliament is the biggest whorehouse in the land!
Why is the white house white?
QuickHitGondolin
05-15-2008, 11:49 PM
Because they think every issue is black and white.
Why are women shorter than men?
lampoil
05-16-2008, 12:02 AM
because we fit better that way.
why are red wagons so much fun?
Speaktome83
05-24-2008, 11:51 AM
because everybody can see my cute child in it.
why are there so many cars on the road?
DreamingOfBruxelles
05-24-2008, 11:55 AM
because they can't run over the clouds
why do children use crying to get what they want?
QuickHitGondolin
05-27-2008, 02:28 PM
They want to make us into softies. ;)
Why do we think children are so cute?
H20gerl
05-27-2008, 09:52 PM
I wasn't aware of that fact
why don't all the dogs want to go out at the same time?
QuickHitGondolin
05-28-2008, 02:10 AM
Because all the poodles would get eaten by the pit bulls..
Why do the waves get so foamy at the beach?
lampoil
05-28-2008, 03:12 AM
when all the notes pop thier corks to get out of the bottles they fizz.
why do garbage men throw the cans?????
spacefreak
05-28-2008, 06:47 PM
because there's no place else to put them!
What happens when a blueberry turns yellow?
necronomincon
05-30-2008, 07:41 AM
it becomes a dingle berry
why is this my land and your land?
QuickHitGondolin
05-30-2008, 01:40 PM
Because they checked it out from the library.
Why do zombies like to eat flesh?
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lampoil
05-30-2008, 03:00 PM
because they need a "FLESH supply?????????? rotlf
Why do they call them 'Butter' flies?
Coleosis
05-31-2008, 03:43 AM
because everythign is better with butter...
Why do people tell you there is a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? thats a sick trick.
DangerousBeauty
05-31-2008, 07:20 AM
to give gullible people something to do.
why do we say a pair of underware when there is only one?:D
Fairy_Dreams
05-31-2008, 09:40 AM
Because it has a pair of holes??!!!
Why is the grass always greener on the other side... even when you change sides?
DangerousBeauty
05-31-2008, 09:44 AM
because people focus on what they don't have instead of being thankful for what they do.
why do people speed up to stop at a stop sign?:rolleyes:
Fairy_Dreams
05-31-2008, 09:46 AM
Because they see it, get excited and want to do it as quickly as possible.
Why do people judge books by their cover?
DangerousBeauty
05-31-2008, 09:56 AM
because they are only drawn to pretty things.
why do paper cuts hurt so much more than a regular cut?:(
Fairy_Dreams
05-31-2008, 10:10 AM
It's the emotional pain of being hurt by something so stupid.
Why do people eat cheese but not mouldy milk?