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10. Have a hangover kit ready.
No one likes to be hungover and there are a few things you can do to relieve a hangover. Keeping these common items around your place can help curb your hangover:
Painrelievers (tylenol, aspirin, advil, etc.) - These guys are meant to relieve pain. Enough said.
Tea - Tea makes has a positive affect on your mind and generally makes you feel good after a long night out. Trust me on this.
All purpose vitamins - After a night of unhealthy drinking (and maybe eating) you probably didn’t ingest anything good for your body, so do it now.
Blunt? - If you’re into that sort of thing, research has shown that smoking relieves intraocular pressure (intraocular pressure - that imaginary vice that is pushing in your head).
9. Remember the names of attractive women
It’s a damn shame when your trying to smash an attractive girl and she says “I bet you don’t even know my name.” And if you’re wrong you’re screwed. When a hot girl tells you her name, remember it.
8. Role up to a party with at least two other people
You don’t want to party with a bunch of people you don’t know. Having your friends around makes it easier to socialize and meet new people. And why would you want to go to a party by yourself anyway?
7. Bring a flask with you
Who needs another drink? You do. And if there’s no alcohol around your not gonna get any drunker. So take control of your night by bringing a flask of your favorite liquor.
6. Even Champions need to pull the trigger sometimes
If your playing drinking games or are just excessively drinking, you may end up drinking more than your fair share. If you think you’re going to ralph all over the place, do it on your own terms when your outside and/or no one is around. Puking in a bathroom is one thing, puking on someone’s shoe can get your ass kicked.
5. Have a DD (or at least have the soberest person around drive)
Having a DD (designated driver, not DD boobs which are fantastic as we all know) allows you to drink until your heart is content. Hire someone’s brother/sister, a taxi, or a pledge to drive you home, just don’t try to drive yourself home absolutely shitfaced. You could wind up screwed for life.
4. Who wants to play a drinking game?
I DO. Drinking games are great ways do three things I love: Socialize, Drink, and Compete. Some of the classics are beer pong, kings, baseball, and drinkball.
3. Bring a condom
Who knows where that cum dumpster has been before? No one wants to have unexpected kids. So wrap it before you tap it!!!
2. Drink a lot of water before bed
Right before you fall asleep, drink two full glasses of water. When you have a hangover the next day it’s mainly because you are dehydrated from drinking only beer or liquor. Drinking some water will greatly reduce the risk of getting a bad hangover.
1. Party like a Rockstar
The Shop Boys put it best: Party like a rockstar. Party hard or go home. Most people party while your still young so you should make the best of it. Go balls to the wall and have as much fun as possible. Fight the urge to fall asleep at 3 am and go find another party. Sleep is overrated and you never know when something amazing will happen.
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Posted by fighterx on 2008-07-13 22:19:12 | Rating: | Views: 50
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