A rant for a Tuesday afternoon:

Thing I wish I hadn’t introduced to my ex:
- Nine Inch Nails – not just for head bangers anymore! haha - and Trent is pretty hot…
- Converse Shoes – high tops or otherwise (he used to only wear the ugliest skate shoes)
- Scrubs – Zach Braff is awesome, and I should have kept him for myself
- Dexter – A great show he used to make fun of me for watching, since it’s so dark but now he loves it!
- Comics (specifically graphic novels, like the ones by Alan Moore and Frank Miller)
I’m a comic geek, and don’t think comics should be read online (unless it’s an online comic). By opening comics to someone who wasn’t a true fan, I created someone who download comics on bittorrents and reads them way too quickly – and rarely appreciates the art work!
- …Trail of Dead – Great band (don’t mind the name) that I let him in on – silly jennifer

Other signs that showed he was bad news from the beginning:
- Didn’t like The Beatles, Johnny Cash, No Doubt, or the Mouldy Peaches.
- Would only answer the phone in another room
- Ate tuna, in a bowl, covered with ketchup
- Would only wear deodorant when he was doing something “physical” (I’m sorry, but guys, deodorant should be an everyday thing)
- Couldn’t grow facial hair (It was so patchy… oh gawd…)
- He would rarely change and/or wash his clothes (this became especially gross with his bed sheets… which would only get washed when he went home and got his mom to do it.)

*Sigh* why did it take me so long to realize this?
"If I could make a list of my mistakes and regrets, your name would be on top, and every line after it" - Mistakes and Regrets by And You Will Know Us Trail of Dead