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I guess she lets you put it in her bum...

So I’ve been drinking, allot, so much so that I’m going to have to edit this tomorrow morning! but I though that I'd write what is it that I'm thinking, and for me, honesty come at the bottom of a bottle –or so it seems. I try to not let things bother me, so that I don’t go around complaining all the time, but then here is comes pouring out in a blog written after too many shots at the bar with my girlfriends.

I know that this is... petty... but when I hear (from "friends" that Steve is happy and in love with his new girl friend it makes me wanna do something stupid to break them up. I realize his "updating me on his life is just a way of bragging, since I am not in love and have hated most of my rebound boys, it still hurts. I mean how else am I supped to feel when his new gf (who nurtures everything he does - unlike myself evidentially) sends me naked pictures of the two of them? Seriously - I saw nipple in it, and hers are small and brown - even thought she's super pale (mine are awesome and pink) pink is always better than brown! I don’t really know why I’m writing this, but it feels good writing it down since I don’t wanna bug friends with my issues.

O just wanna find a nice guy - is that so hard (evidentially)? I'm seriously not picky about looks, I just wanna meet a nice guy who’s into me for more than my T&A…*sigh*

I’m sorry for being so lame tonight, but alcohol has sunk in, and I have become the drunk girl in her room ranting about her stalker loser ex (Steve mccrappy pants) - you may love her, but when you have to show it off, it make me doubt it Steve)

You don't want to get on my bad side, I fight dirty, and every time I feel this way I can only think of "piece of me" by Brit - now I don’t think I’m miss American dream, but I have had my derriere photographed, so - meh.

That’s how it goes down – I’m not going to lie.

The funniest thing is that I listen to mashups when I’m drunk. I'm an indie snob, and yet here I am, listening to MIMS and Hurricane Chris when they’ve been mashed up with of Montreal and Interpol.

p.s your girlfriend is like 90s esq with her pink bangs - ew! Step down much? Maybe she lets you put it in her ass - something I was never drunk enough for.