Both of the following POAL series  should be one poem but the blog wouldn't let me post it as one :S

Now that I'm finally here,
I think it's safe to say,
It's all your fault,
You put me here,
You can take the blame,
Take the fall and use it,
Abuse it,
Turn it into a weapon,
Mad distortion,
And as it reaches,
You push away,
Story of my childhood,
Take my hat off to you,
Pull out a rabbit,
Just like magic,
My pretense of a lunatic,
Raving and barking,
Do that once,
Finding it easy to cook,
Maybe you would be kind enough?