"Road Rage....is that you that gave me the finger?
Road Rage....how come you won't turn off your blinker?
You shouldn't drive like that!!
I've got a baseball bat!!!!"
Road Rage...Jimmy Fallon.....
Like a demon that haunts the roads.....
To remind you of what a total flaming dumb ass you actually are...
Are you the lowest form of intelligence on the f*ckin road???
YOU......ignorant, asinine, dumb piece of shit driver.....
Everyday is a struggle for me to control my own anger with these jerks
and not run my own car up their asses....
To try and correct my own anger here are a few things
that make me want to get out of my own car and beat u with a stick....
1.Use your f*cking blinkers....What do you think they're there for....decoration???????
2. A merge land is for MERGING....not STOPPING!!!!!!!!!!
3. A 'thank you' wave....Whatever happened to that?? Is it really sooooooooooo difficult
to show a lil kindness and appreciation????
4. People that get in the fast lane and then go UNDER the speed limit.....WTF is that????
Get the f#ck over already.....before I personally do it for you!!!
5. Get the hell off my bumper......Are u a car proctologist or something?????
Today some jackass ramrod almost killed me on the road.....
This is for him.....
The moral is.....while it's easy enough to get all steamed up, it may help
to remember that you might be the one in error....(i was not today).
If you aren't at fault, you still don't know the person you're enraged with.
They could be a US Marshall....a minister....or Hannibal Lecter's twin brother
feigning for some munchies.....
Sometimes, the greatest war ...
is the one you don't start!!!
Ahhhhhh....I feel a lil better now.....
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr me
Posted by dreampower on 2009-10-24 19:27:51 | Rating: | Views: 78