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   dreadnaught's Blogs in September 2009
where things disappear
The road of life has been divided into lanes. Call them archetypes, or personality types, or social strata, or mass man, or what have you. Most people who claim to be wildly different are actually speeding down the same superhighway of life, just along another stripe of paint. "You......Read More
Posted on: 2009-09-01 00:58:22 |  Rating: | Views: 80 | Comments: 11 | Tags: holly golightly  medea  chris mccandless  it's a joke  Outsiders 
everybody you consider sharp
Couldn't wake up properly today - tried to brew some coffee but it tasted like mirror. Thus I spent the day hallucinating that I was a window. If clearness were funny, then a window would be hilarious. Deep space would be funniest of all. As usual. Mirrors......Read More
Posted on: 2009-09-03 02:10:43 |  Rating: | Views: 117 | Comments: 19 | Tags: it's a joke  coffee 
in otherwords
I am fine! In otherwords, Seattle turned into sand and blew away. The glitter of the buildings diffused into googolplex grains before they drifted into the Puget Sound and turned it dark. Then the rain came and filled the dunes with pockmarks. Then the wind came and blew the pockmarks away.......Read More
Posted on: 2009-09-06 21:27:25 |  Rating: | Views: 62 | Comments: 4 | Tags: it's a joke  curly hair  sick 
Xombies - 1
Sam's early years were free of boxes. His father had taken all available boxes and bins, so the people he left behind were unable to put his things away. To his credit, he had left interesting sorts of things like nun chucks, a cane that turned into a sword, a four-foot-tall stone gargoyle, and a......Read More
Posted on: 2009-09-09 00:48:58 |  Rating: | Views: 65 | Comments: 10 | Tags: short story 
leprosy - from the xombie's mouth
Leprosy is a misunderstood disease. In fact, I’d say the misconceptions about it outnumber the facts in most people’s minds because the “common knowledge” about it is 90% false. Even doctors do not know much about it. We do not know how leprosy is spread, or what causes......Read More
Posted on: 2009-09-10 01:28:09 |  Rating: | Views: 101 | Comments: 14 | Tags: leprosy  xombies  it's a joke 
list
Here is a list of all the things I've learned in life. Not all the things... I'd have a pretty poor life if this was all I'd learned... but quite a few things. 1. Gravity is a harsh mistress. Truly. She's into bondage. 2. Don't leave home without your femurs if at all possible.......Read More
Posted on: 2009-09-11 13:20:36 |  Rating: | Views: 93 | Comments: 17 | Tags: list  it's a joke  axl rose  queen elizabeth  tom cruise  lestat  jennifer saunders  edwina monsoon  advice 
spinach god?
Have you ever heard this particular line of BS? "God gave us dominion over the plants and animals. That means we're meant to eat them." Maybe we are and maybe we aren't. I'm not here to debate nutrition or theology. I don't care much about Health, people. Yesterday I wrecked......Read More
Posted on: 2009-09-16 03:54:26 |  Rating: | Views: 134 | Comments: 23 | Tags: it's a joke  God  spinach  germs 
last one
So long, thoughts-cats and thoughts-kittens...Read More
Posted on: 2009-09-18 01:07:41 |  Rating: | Views: 121 | Comments: 14 | Tags: x 
DN is a friggin tard, that's why
All of you will probably want to tell me to go f* myself and you'd be perfectly within your rights to do so. Normally I wouldn't even offer an excuse or an explanation but you guys deserve one so here it is. Dreadnaught is bipolar. She flies high and sparkly and thinks everything is......Read More
Posted on: 2009-09-20 01:01:41 |  Rating: | Views: 147 | Comments: 18 | Tags: stupid me  explanation  apology 
Xombies - 2
Norm MacDonald was on SNL this weekend. That made me happy. Anyway here's part 2 of the Xombie story. ***   Trailers were set at angles. They were set at perpendiculars. They were set in rows. Some had many cars in front. Others were scattered with plastic flamingoes. Sam passed a......Read More
Posted on: 2009-09-23 01:59:44 |  Rating: | Views: 48 | Comments: 4 | Tags: short story  xombies 

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