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5 things
Oookay... someone tagged me apparently. The graffiti says "Christianity + Common Sense" so I guess Pastor Mike was wielding the spraypaint. The writing also seems to say that I have to list 5 things about myself. So here goes.
1) "Flight of the Bumble-Bee" freaks me out. Once I had a brilliant fever and tried to go to the store in the middle of the night to get some NyQuil but when I turned the car on "Flight of the Bumble-Bee" was playing at earth-shattering volume and it was raining and the rain was glittering in all the street lights so I couldn't see out the windows and I was driving way too fast and couldn't seem to find the brakes... and turns out I was still parked in the driveway.
2) I can fall in love with someone's voice before I even see them. Here are some I love... in no particular order...
David Crosby
Norm MacDonald
Maddy Prior of Steeleye Span - Listen to "Weaver and the Factory Maid," you'll see what I mean.
Matt Berninger
Abbie Hoffman
Gordon Lightfoot
Grace Slick
Danny Elfman
Joan Osborne
Keith David
3) When I die, I want to go out in a gigantic fireball at 700mph.
4) I may not believe in much, but I believe in The Turtle Moves. The words are Terry Pratchett's and they refer to his Discworld, which is carried through space on the back of a giant turtle.
Danny Elfman might say "The Water Flows Forever."
These sayings are illustrations of a profound principle: that some things just exist, without people having to believe in them. Gravity, for instance. The sphere-shape of our own earth earth and the fact that it revolves around the sun. Before Galileo discovered that it did, it was doing so. When the Catholic church made him recant his "heresy," the earth went right on revolving around the sun. Some things just exist. Other things, like ideals and social mores and paper money and abstracts and gods, require people to believe in them.
And so, when I take a dip in the tepid bathwater of anxiety, I say to myself "the Turtle Moves" and know that some things are always out there. People can have wars over them or be completely unaware of them or write massive books saying they aren't so, and those things will not notice at all. Beliefs come and go. The Water Flows Forever.
5) My hobbies include being in several places at once, and not necessarily where I'm physically located.