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| ten reasons why i am happy part 2
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1.i do not have kids screaming at me constantly demamding crap and and not doing what they are told and having to listen to them every 5 minutes
2.no wife nagging at me and looking like a burst sofa after having kids and wearing ugly clothing ...no mummy tummy to look at while we are getting it on ,or constant bitching and spending all the money in the mall
3.no massive mortgage to worry about that i have to go to work and take the bosses dickj in the ass everyday just to get a paycheck to make the nasty wife happy
4.no car payments to worry about and having to go to work and get money just to pay for an overated piece of metal so that the wife can tell the neighbours we are well off.
5.travel extensively to have fun with no kids costing me money ..and getting to meet exotic women ..(other guys wives when they are working)
6.getting to copulate with hot single mums(you will usually find them in places like california and miami hot tropical climates where the women have to wear little clothing )
7sitting in coffeee shops watching people grovel theie way to work (especially strabucks where you get top see the corporate caffeine slugs grovel in line before they go to work especially the people with kids )
8.enjoying a head of hair which has not gone due to stress
9.getting to wake up beside a hottie and then letting her out and having a cup of coffeee while watching the morning news
10...and finally heading off to the beach to have a nap thenwait till 5 pm happy hour |
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Posted by dralibongo on 2008-06-27 04:41:45 | Rating: | Views: 46
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