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Why God Never Recieved a PhD
1. He had only one major publication.

2. It was in Hebrew.

3. It had no references.

4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.

5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.

6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?

7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.

9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.

10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.

11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.

13. Some say he had his son teach the class.

14. He expelled his first two students for learning.

15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.

16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

17. No record of working well with colleagues.
Posted by disapoint3d on 2008-02-19 20:36:10 | Rating: | Views: 121


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Posted by
chebtastic1
on 2008-02-24 10:39:49
 
Haha...fab. I'm printing this off! Thanks xxx
 
 

Posted by
themutt2
on 2008-02-28 18:36:44
 
Holy crap! Did you come up with yourself? That's genius! And oh so true.
 
 

Posted by
Supporttheflock1995
on 2008-03-18 17:42:33
 
WTF God is our creater!
 
 

Posted by
BitterSweetNy
on 2008-03-28 17:41:38
 
I have been in the boat of science vs God for a couple of months now. I honestly believe that Science just proves there is a GOD. Yet, this was funny and well with the parameters that man has made for himself, I wonder if God would past the test. If you did this yourself or someone passed it on... it was great. Have a sweet day.
 
 

Posted by
BrittCheer234
on 2008-04-25 14:53:54
 
that is HORRIBLE!
God is what makes us us and for you to say that... wow.
i agree with supporttheflock1995

 
 


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