...And why I hate them. 
(Listed in the order they occur to me)

Baywatch:
Come on, they're lifeguards.  That's it.  There are only two reasons for watching this show, and they both belong to Pamela Anderson

Big Brother, Survivor, Real World, etc...:
Enough.  Seriously.  Enough.

Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, Beauty and the Geek, The Bachelor, NeXt,etc...:
Oh come on.  Just go out to bars and meet drunk chicks you can't stand and will want to kill inside of a couple months, and make you get a restraining order to keep them from going through your garbage, like the rest of humanity.  I really don't care how many girls Flavor Flav has to go through to find the girl for him, and why would I want to watch any show starring girls that are actually interested in someone like Flav?

American Idol:
This was a good idea.  The first time.

The Apprentice:
The hair....  dear sweet god, the hair!  RUN!

CSI Miami, CSI New York, NCIS:
The real CSI was a great idea, and an awesome show.  The others are to CSI as Battle for Endor is to Star Wars.  A pitiful attempt to capitalize on previous successes that have little, if anything, to do with them.  Kind of like Hillary Clinton.

Smallville:
It was Superman, and you ruined it.  Good job, assholes.

Oprah, Oprah's Big Give:
Huge eyes, bad hair, and the ability to shapeshift.  She scares me.

Anything on MTV that's not a music video:
Do I even have to explain this one?

America's Funniest Home Videos:
Here, I'll summarize tonights episode for you.  A baby makes a cute funny face, various guys rack their balls on varying objects, and some old people fall into the pool.  Oh, and the baby wins.  Always.  Obey the baby.  All glory to the baby.

Anything from WWF, WWE, or the like:
These shows are only interesting to people who also like Nascar, Miller High Life, and Dog the Bounty Hunter.  Do I even have to explain why you should be ashamed to be watching it?

Dog the Bounty Hunter:
See above.

Crocodile Hunter:
C'mon, you're surprised a dangerous animal killed Steve Irwin?  Crikey Steve, you're dead.  And you're only slightly less irritating that way.