My version of the good ol fashion bumber sticker







1.HONK IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY DRIVING WITH INSURANCE.

2.MY DAUGHTER IS 14, AN HONOR STUDENT, AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE A BABY.

3.YES! I CAN SEE YOU PICKING YOUR NOSE.

4.DON'T WORRY.... GET HIGH.

5.I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL, AND I  IS GONNA MAKE A GOOD LAWYER.

6.HANG UP AND DRIVE.

7.IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM.

8.ASK YOUR HUSBAND WHY HE'S CHECKING ME OUT.