I am a 27 year old newly-wed.  I have a 4yr old little girl and a 7 year old step son.... aint life grand? I am currently perfecting my job as a stay-at-home-mommy... but, it's gettin old. I love being able to spend lots of time with my baby, but momma has forgotten how to speak Adult. Most often used phrases--- "put that down", "come back here", "mommies tired", and "mommy spanks you cause she loves you".