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Love Letters and Larceny
I had not expected the next prize winning scam letter to arrive so swiftly on the heels of the last one, but here it is, in all its unabashed splendor.
This one has the added touch of "cohabitation" and suggested conjugal relations along with the booty (viz., loot). Note "I am seeking for long term relationship" and "...I will relocate to your country and settle down with you." She's 24.
She also seems to have two fathers: Baciro Dabo and Helder Proenca.
Riiiight. This may not win the crown for the Internet Scam Letter Beauty Contest, but she must be a runner-up.
Hello Dear
I know this mail will come to you as a surprise since we haven't known or come across each other before considering the fact that I sourced your email contact through the Internet in search of trusted person who can assist me urgently to serve my life.
I am Alda Baciro Dabo 24 years old female from the Republic of Guinea Bissau, the daughter of Late Mr Baciro Dabo. My late father was the former Defence Minister Helder Proenca and the presidential aspirant who was brutally killed on Friday 5Th June 2009 at 4 o’clock in the morning when he was sleeping with my mother by a group of unidentified gunmen who burst into their bed room. What led to the cold blood killing is still unclear but I know that my father life was the target. You can read more about my father in the link below. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/<wbr></wbr>africa/8084525.stm
I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment which I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile I wanted to travel to Europe, but she hide away my international passport and other valuable documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father's File which contained important documents. Now I am presently staying in the Mission in Burkina Faso. I am seeking for long term relationship and investment assistance. My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$ 7.5 Million in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I had contacted the Bank to clear the deposit but the Branch Manager told me that being a refugee, my status according to the local law does not authorize me to carry out the operation. However, he advised me to provide a trustee who will stand on my behalf. I had wanted to inform my stepmother about this deposit but I am afraid that she will not offer me anything after the release of the money.
Therefore, I decide to seek for your help in transferring the money into your bank account while I will relocate to your country and settle down with you. As you indicated your interest to help me I will give you the account number and the contact of the bank where my late beloved father deposited the money with my name as the next of kin. It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your assistance and the balance shall be my investment in any profitable venture which you will recommend to me as have no any idea about foreign investment. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.
Thanking you a lot in anticipation of your quick response. I will give you details in my next mail after receiving your acceptance mail to help me.
Yours sincerely
Alda Baciro Dabo
"Hollywood Whore"
Papa Roach
"Metamorphosis," (2009)
(Custom playlist skin "She Is French, Yes? 2" at mixpod.com)
Hollywood whore,
Passed out on the floor,
I'm sorry but the party's over.
Cocaine nose,
And trendy clothes,
Gotta send her to rehab.
She found out she's got no soul,
But it really doesn't bother her.
White trash queen,
American dream-
Oh, what a role model.
Throwing a fit,
Making a scene,
Like no tomorrow.
Hollywood whore,
Passed out on the floor,
Can't take it no more,
I'm sorry but the party's over.
The talk of the town,
Is she's going down.
I'm sorry but the party's over NOW.
Awake by noon, drunk by 4.
Sucked up in the show biz.
You're so lame,
You're such a bore,
I wanna kick your teeth in.
Plastic smile,
To match your style-
We can tell you got a face lift.
You're so vain, oh so vile,
You're a number one hit.
Hollywood whore,
Passed out on the floor,
Can't take it no more,
I'm sorry but the party's over.
The talk of the town,
Is she's going down,
I'm sorry but the party's over.
The cameras are gone,
And nobody screams.
She couldn't survive her 15 minutes of fame.
Her friends are all gone,
She's going insane.
She'll never survive without the money and fame.
It's all going down the drain.
Hollywood whore,
Passed out on the floor,
I'm sorry but the party's over.
The talk of the town,
Is she's going down.
I'm sorry but the party's over
Hollywood whore,
Passed out on the floor,
I'm sorry but the party's over.
The talk of the town,
Is she's going down,
I'm sorry but the party's over.
Wake up!!!!!
The party's over
[4x]
NOW
Hahaha
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, hunny.
Hahaha...