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I had not expected the next prize winning scam letter to arrive so swiftly on the heels of the last one, but here it is, in all its unabashed splendor.

This one has the added touch of "cohabitation" and suggested conjugal relations along with the booty (viz., loot).  Note "I am seeking for long term relationship" and "...I will relocate to your country and settle down with you."  She's 24.

She also seems to have two fathers: Baciro Dabo and Helder Proenca. 

Riiiight.  This may not win the crown for the Internet Scam Letter Beauty Contest, but she must be a runner-up.



Hello Dear
 
I know this mail will come to you as a surprise since we haven't known or come across each other before considering the fact that I sourced your email contact through the Internet in search of trusted person who can assist me urgently to serve my life.
 
I am Alda Baciro Dabo 24 years old female from the Republic of Guinea Bissau, the daughter of Late Mr  Baciro Dabo. My late father was the former Defence Minister Helder Proenca and the presidential aspirant who was brutally killed on Friday 5Th June 2009 at 4 o’clock in the morning when he was sleeping with my mother by a group of unidentified gunmen who burst into their bed room.  What led to the cold blood killing is still unclear but I know that my father life was the target. You can read more about my father in the link below. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/<wbr></wbr>africa/8084525.stm 
 
I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment which I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile I wanted to travel to Europe, but she hide away my international passport and other valuable documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father's File which contained important documents. Now I am presently staying in the Mission in Burkina Faso. I am seeking for long term relationship and investment assistance. My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$ 7.5 Million in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I had contacted the Bank to clear the deposit but the Branch Manager told me that being a refugee, my status according to the local law does not authorize me to carry out the operation. However, he advised me to provide a trustee who will stand on my behalf. I had wanted to inform my stepmother about this deposit but I am afraid that she will not offer me anything after the release of the money.
 
Therefore, I decide to seek for your help in transferring the money into your bank account while I will relocate to your country and settle down with you. As you indicated your interest to help me I will give you the account number and the contact of the bank where my late beloved father deposited the money with my name as the next of kin. It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your assistance and the balance shall be my investment in any profitable venture which you will recommend to me as have no any idea about foreign investment. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.
 
Thanking you a lot in anticipation of your quick response. I will give you details in my next mail after receiving your acceptance mail to help me. 
 
Yours sincerely
Alda Baciro Dabo






"Hollywood Whore"
Papa Roach
"Metamorphosis," (2009)
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Lyrics to Hollywood Whore :

Hollywood whore,
Passed out on the floor,
I'm sorry but the party's over.

Cocaine nose,
And trendy clothes,
Gotta send her to rehab.
She found out she's got no soul,
But it really doesn't bother her.
White trash queen,
American dream-
Oh, what a role model.
Throwing a fit,
Making a scene,
Like no tomorrow.

Hollywood whore,
Passed out on the floor,
Can't take it no more,
I'm sorry but the party's over.
The talk of the town,
Is she's going down.
I'm sorry but the party's over NOW.

Awake by noon, drunk by 4.
Sucked up in the show biz.
You're so lame,
You're such a bore,
I wanna kick your teeth in.
Plastic smile,
To match your style-
We can tell you got a face lift.
You're so vain, oh so vile,
You're a number one hit.

Hollywood whore,
Passed out on the floor,
Can't take it no more,
I'm sorry but the party's over.
The talk of the town,
Is she's going down,
I'm sorry but the party's over.

The cameras are gone,
And nobody screams.
She couldn't survive her 15 minutes of fame.
Her friends are all gone,
She's going insane.
She'll never survive without the money and fame.
It's all going down the drain.

Hollywood whore,
Passed out on the floor,
I'm sorry but the party's over.
The talk of the town,
Is she's going down.
I'm sorry but the party's over

Hollywood whore,
Passed out on the floor,
I'm sorry but the party's over.
The talk of the town,
Is she's going down,
I'm sorry but the party's over.

Wake up!!!!!
The party's over
[4x]
NOW

Hahaha

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, hunny.
Hahaha...

[ Hollywood Whore Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/


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Twemty per cent of seven and a half million; does it really matter that she cannot remember the name of her poor dear departed father. The poor girl is obviously tramatised by grief. She is a damsel in distress.
Posted by  stevehayes13  on 2009-09-15 03:13:01 
  
It's especially touching that her English isn't quite grammatically correct, but she can spell better than most of the fine folks here, at Thoughts....adds to the credibility, doesn't it? Man, am I choked up....need to go get a tissue.....
Posted by  funfreak  on 2009-09-15 05:18:03 
  
OK, you two, tell you what: for 25% cut, I'll toss in a box of tissues along with my shoulder to cry on. That's my final offer.

(Wait, where'd I put my white steed and shining armor? I thought I stashed them in the basement for just this sort of an eventuality...).
Posted by  davidsbass  on 2009-09-15 05:36:35 
  
Dearest Alda,

Here within is my quick response. Your anticipations is over.

No need for your details as I accept you and your sad state of affairs. In fact, I am prepared to help you by making you a part of my business.

Once you have arrived here at your own expense you may be part of the brothel of which I am the Pimp.

I look forward to pimping you out immediately upon your arrival.

signed ~
One Fine Pimp in Security Clothes

Posted by  UniversalSeductress  on 2009-09-15 07:30:40 
  
Whoever composed this letter believes humans are incredibly stupid...er, would anyone fall for this? Too much.
Posted by  greunie  on 2009-09-15 07:55:30 
  
Wow! I'm sold. Where do I send my bank account number? (The empty one).
Posted by  Tony51203  on 2009-09-15 09:01:55 
  
Oh, you send them to me. See, even if it's empty, I can create debits against it, which will bounce, but provide fodder for lawsuit judgements so I can repossess your motorcycle...

You *really* mustn't fall for these schemes...;)
Posted by  davidsbass  on 2009-09-21 06:30:30 
  
Im with US hehe ;).
Posted by  Crimson_Read  on 2009-09-20 18:19:57 
  
Excellent. The two of you can round out the stable while I keep recruiting via these Internet scams. We'll get law school paid for one way or the other...

(...I suppose this means I may have to air guitar in my underwear, a la T.Cruise in "Risky Business"...)
Posted by  davidsbass  on 2009-09-21 06:28:45 
  
It's just to easy to find these scams in this economy.

Here's one just published to twitter:

Instantly Make Money Within 24 Hours Of Discovering THIS Secret System Only A Few, Elite, Very Wealthy People Know About

I'll pass. I'm clearly not destined to be a wealthy person...
Posted by  davidsbass  on 2009-10-14 04:22:56 
  
Ha-ha-ha! Scammers! Oh, believe me I saw hundred of scammers.
Posted by  Popuas  on 2009-10-24 03:06:02 
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