'Smile', 'Be Happy', 'It's not the end of the world you know'.
Yup, I know that already thanks. Still, it doesn't make me feel any better - instead it makes me more pissed off at the person who decided to share that useless piece of information with me. I mean, fuck off - as if they know how I'm feeling at that very moment. For all they know, someone very close to me could have died (Not true) but thats beside the point. Anyway, even if I'm not blatantly giving them a blinding, toothy grin - doesn't mean I'm not happy - I'm just saving my smile for someone more worthwhile.
Not that theres anyone anyway. I think I've lost all faith in the opposite sex. Not only have women been brainwashed into thinking that to be gorgeous you must look;-
a) Anorexic - ie; Victoria Becham, pre-pregnancy Nicole Ritchie, Kate Moss or just plain malnourished like those poor people in Africa and such - but even they look healthier than the mentioned names above and their starvation isn't deliberate. How weird is it that there are people in the world who are starving and then there are people who deliberately refuse to eat food for the sake of beauty? Bizzare. 
b) Utterly flawless - meaning nothing that will make you look real. So if you have naturally huge breasts that do not droop, have stretch marks, saggy skin and are still firm like they were when you were 15 - then you don't need to undergo a boob op - although you might want to, just in case.
c) Look and dress like a supermodel - so the other 99.9% of us should just stop trying now.
But men have been brainwashed just as badly - ie; - Nothing but the above is acceptable.
Well, its either that or I just seem to meet all the assholes who really do have that criteria, although I'm more inclined to believe my first conclusion.
Besides all that, my cat is deafening me with her cries - I don't know why she's wailing, I think she does it just to make me wish I was deaf and my dear, sweet little (5 inches taller) sister is driving me insane. I might go look on LastMinute.com and see if theres anywhere interesting I could run off to and hide.