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You!

You!
YouI don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

You!
You are as deep as your reflection in the mirror.

You!
You are depriving a deserving village of an idiot.

You!
Your mouth is like a mound of mud.

You!
You have all the significance of a mere speck of dust in the Sahara.

You!
You are as dumb as a brick.

You!
Your words ring as empty as a hollow drum.

You!
You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.

You!
You make Puck look like a statesman.

This is with apologies to the Igbo Tribe of Nigeria, who did it much better.

And before anyone comments that when my IQ gets to 50 I should sell, I woud like to leave the last word to Arnold Rimmer (Red Dward) : "Look, we all have something to bring to this discussion. But I think from now on the thing YOU should bring is silence."

Posted by croker on 2009-11-01 11:36:56 | Rating:

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Wow! I love this! You could have just sent it to me in an email.
Excellent.

Posted by vestigesofhermind on 2009-11-01 12:31:40

enjoyed the post

Posted by T3wig on 2009-11-01 12:32:01

It's a well constructed and amusing barrage, what bought it on?

Posted by desinq on 2009-11-02 01:18:20

A one line "put down" comment to a blog "do us all a favour and get a job."

Posted by croker on 2009-11-02 01:45:35

OH! That offers so much insight as a comment. Insight into the commenters lack. It's simply lame. Not clever, original or helpful.
Hope the rave helped.

Posted by desinq on 2009-11-02 02:45:39

Most amusing! I agree with your sentiment absolutely.

Posted by Perigo_Minas on 2009-11-03 16:26:16

To be as perfect as you, must be painful. Thank God I'm just human & don't bear the responsibility of judging other's short comings, just the munky curiosity to ask questions.

Posted by Munkyman on 2009-11-14 13:43:26