Barack Hussein Obama stands for hope and change. Hope, of course, for the future, because it is not here yet. Leaving behind former things like the past, because that is so very yesterday. It is, after all, a new day, and a new day is coming, so we have to have hope we can believe in for our children. Anyway, the past is not perfect, but the future is ours, and we need change from the politics of the past because we all want change for the future.

Now, as to change: we all need change because we lack hope. or at least hope we can believe in. So in order for us to know about the change we can believe in, the diversity of our people must be respected and, red and yellow, black and white... oh wait, that is something else.

But anyway, hope and change are good. And of course, we all want to be proud of our country for the first time in our adult lives. And Barack Hussein Obama stands for Change you can Believe in! And Hope you can Change in! And a Box you can Sleep in! Oh, and Change you can Xerox!!! And also Hope that you can feel free to Mimeograph, Fax, or Burn to a CD!!!

And so everyone else stands for the politics of the past - one might say that the other candidates are for non-change, which is bad. One might even postulate that the other candidates are hopeless - or are against hope - which is worse.

So am I the first one to recognize that Barack Hussein Obama stole his speeches from the Bill Clinton playbook, circa 1992??? I mean, if little tousel-haired Johnny Edwards got out there as Barack Hussein Obama's VP and started whining about a poor economy, then was followed by Barack Hussein Obama's "Ode to Hope and Change and Love and Joy and Puppies," it would be warp and woof one of Billyboy's speeches against George H. W. Bush....

It is SO appropriate for someone to be using the Bill Clinton method so effectively against Hillary Clinton! Yet more proof that there is a God....