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 Oh no! My inner heiress!
My nostrils wept for my apartment. My rommate's perfume just fell over on the floor. Here's what I heard:

CRASH!
"Noooooo!!!!! Fuck fuck fuck fuck!" [from my roommate, henceforth known as Layla]
*sniff sniff* Is that Paris Hilton? I think to myself..
"Tim, my inner heiress is gone!"

So, as would most likely be the outcome of the untimely death of Paris Hilton, my apartment reeked of perfume for the next little while, so strong to the point where it was smelled in the hallway.

By the way, we're sure our neighbours think we're retarded.  
    Posted by confuzzled on 2008-02-26 00:40:33 | Rating: | Views: 39
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my neighbors are retarded. and they don't smell like perfume. they smell like bacon.
Posted by  AllThingsBuck  on 2008-02-27 09:25:36 
  
and garlic
Posted by  AllThingsBuck  on 2008-02-27 09:25:52 
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