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This is gunna be short, cause:
Ahhh! I am on the run (not litterally, seeing as I am sitting in a computer chair) but I AM in hiding.
From Swinger. (Shudder).
Oh yeah. I figure I should give y'all a lil history lesson 101 about me and my friends, since, otherwise, the point of this on-the-run blog from Swinger would be... well, pointless.
Me-... Well, this don't matter much, cause I'll be using words such as 'I' and 'me' and all that jazz. =D
Teme- my BFFL!!! I --huggs!-- Teme!!! He's an arrogant bastard, and a jerk, but he gives good advice. Like Dr. Phill.
Small Fry- My soulmate!!! Or I'd like to think so XD He's UBER HOT and UBER ADORABLE with these amazing melt-worthy electric clear blue eyes!!!! Siiiiiiighhhh!! --drools--
Swinger- My other BFFL, and the most random person I've EVER met, and will probably EVER meet. She got her nickname cause it's short for "The Mood Swinger". She's like on a CONSTANT PMS. 24/7!!! It's slighty nuts and disturbing. I curl up and cry sometimes... lol, not really, but when she gets on a rampage, it's like, "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSEEEEEEEEELF!" Also, she has the vocabulary of a 3rd grader. NOT kidding. Do you know how many times I've had to correct her on the meaning of the word 'seductive'?? I try to tell her that it is SADISTIC when you plot random people's murders, which include pinning their eyeballs. (Like Creeper does) NOT seductive.
Creeper- he got his name from above trait, and various other things. Like saying "I'm goin to rape you, hehehe!" And, "My banana phone is ON."
I'll let you figure THAT one out =P
He is also VERY funny and kind..... okay, but REALLY creepy!!! It's scares me when he's like "You're existance has become... unneccessary... I shall have to terminate you..."
And when I go, "AHH! CREEPER'S GUNNA KILL MEEEE!" Everyone looks and he shrugs and goes what?
Rapist- Yes. The Rapist. I love her to death but, seriously Rapist, you GOTTA stop giving us suprise butt-secks in our sleep.
Or after you drug us.
Meow- Also known as the closet pervert. She's sweet, smart, funny, lovable, and AN ARTIST!!!! in every way, shape and form, but when she met Rapist.... whew. I think people died from molestation.
At least, everyone at out lunch table did XD
BRENDON!!! He don't have a nickname, cause this is it. His real name. Brendon didn't need to be honoured with a nickname after that one day I said, "What's the answer to this math question, Teme??" at the lunch table. (I hadn't done my homework!) Here's a transcript of what followed:
Me: (See above)
Teme: 5.
Rapist: 6.
Bredndon: BRENDON!
So it was like, "Five, six, BRENDON!"
Lol.
Ooops! This was supposed to be short!! AHH! There are more, but I'll give ya the rest of the break down later. Like Weasel, and Pervert, and.... Ah, well, Gotta bounce, SWINGER'S OUTISDE MY HOUUUSE!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Peace!
Love, Cedarland116 |
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Posted by cedarland116 on 2008-05-19 19:50:58 | Rating: | Views: 95
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