John McCain woke up in the back seat of his black SUV while he was recently on tour of a Southern state. He awoke suffering from heat and confusion. We have an unconfirmed report of the incident and have transcribed the only known copy of an inferior audio tape. McCain was roused when the caravan pulled into a warehouse for the elderly that was supported by Medicare patients.
[McCain]:  "Where the hell are we?"
[Unidentified Driver]:  "We just pulled up to the Git-Em-N-Gone Senior's Home in Biloxi Mississippi."
[McCain]:  "Oh no. You're going to take me to the G** D**** Hooters just as we agreed upon."
[Unidentified McCain volunteer]:  "Don't you remember John? We talked about that last night. Hooters is not a 'Nursing Facility'."
[McCain] "When the hell did they change that?"
Disclaimer: The source for this material has been at times unreliable (within a margin of error), but  has not produced a statistically significant reluctance on our part to work with him.
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