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When you are nineteen, you are supposed to be in college, playing beer pong, and showing up to work hungover. When you are nineteen, your life is not to be taken seriously. Everything is fun and games, and how many beer bongs you can do in thirty minutes. And yet, as much as I love drinking games as much as the next girl, I am watching my life transform before my eyes. I am growing up quicker than I though was possible. I am no longer nine-TEEN. I am nine-ADULT. I have a child growing inside of me, similar to a squishy worm on steroids, taking over my uterus like The Blob took over the world in those old scary movies.
It is an interesting sensation, being pregnant. Nothing like I have heard. I am not glowing, I don't feel magical. The only way I think a single soul could glow in this state is from blushing after they ripped the winds of Hurricane Katrina out of their anus in front of public. God knows I have! The only magic I am capable of at this point is pulling more liquid out of my bladder than I have ever consumed in my entire life. It isn't like the movies. But I suppose I am in a pretty good point in my life.
I have a man that is the sweetest thing in the world, I have a house that we own, and can do what we want, and have a zoo in the backyard if we truly desire! Its a great feeling, however we are trying our best to get into a more financially stable position. It will take some time, however I am pretty confident in our abilities.
Not only do I have a wonderful man in my life, I have a greatly supportive family and friends (is there really a difference anymore?). My mom and dad are ecstatic, ready to be the grandparents, spoiling this little seamonkey with sugary baked goods and sending it home. Just like my grandparents did with me. Yay! Not.
I guess this is something I am going to have to take with humor, a light heart, and the ability to thrive through vomit and constipation. And then comes the baby! We'll see how it goes. Day by day.
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Posted by bugaboo227 on 2009-10-28 18:51:07 | Rating: | Views: 26
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