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I have a co-worker who I think I may have to murder. Ok, maybe not murder. But seriously injure.
She works in the same small office room with me. The desk wraps 2 walls of the room so we each have a computer in a corner. This is too close. Because when I say room, its more like a walk in closet. I think they only classify it as a room because there is a door. Which I request to leave open only because I feel enclosing us completely might just push me over the edge.
I've turned my monitor as far away from her direction as possible and this did not help. I've tried listening to my ipod during work but the fact I have to interact with co-workers throughout the day makes this difficult. I've tried to express my frustration to my boss but he does not seem to understand. Let me explain.
She is approximately 34. (I’m sure she told me and I wasn’t listening)
She is a single mom who lives in a “mountain community.” (for anyone who doesn’t understand, I don’t have the time to explain but think banjo music)
Her family is close and I mean close. I think she spends a total of 3 hours a day on the phone with members of her “mountain community” family. Mother, brother, dad, her ex (ie, baby daddy)
She takes a lot of drugs. I think she sees her doctor more than kids.
She curses like a sailor. No wait, worse than a sailor. And I’ve been known to use the F-bomb on quite frequent occasion. I even work with a shop full of men who can use the word Fuck or Shit for 6 out of 10 words in a sentence. And she out does them ALL.
So picture this, a woman who is on the phone most of the day cursing with members of her inbred family. Then she hangs up and wants to go over the entire conversation with me… again with the cursing. She then proceeds to tell me about all her health problems until the phone rings again…. Rinse and repeat.
I’ve put up with this for about a year. But then started the pet name. Oh god, what is the worst thing someone you can’t stand could do to you. That’s right… come up with a ridiculously annoying pet name: Baby Girl.
I don’t know why…. I don’t know where it came from. But for the past 2 weeks my name has been completely replaced by “Baby Girl.” Even for the most mundane things. “Hey Baby Girl will you hand me that fax.” Or “Baby Girl, you will never fucking believe what my fucking son just did. I swear Baby Girl if he fucking pulls any more fucking shit at school I’m gonna beat his motherfucking ass.”
Any suggestions??? I’m at my wits end. Next time she calls me Baby Girl I might just throw the motherfucking fax machine at her.
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Posted by bravenewworld on 2009-10-29 21:44:00 | Rating: | Views: 63
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