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Boy, I tell ya. It is BIG!
HOW BIG IS IT?!
Well, it's so BIG,
Charlie Brown mistook it for a hat and tried to fit his big melon head inside!
Ouch! That is BIG!
HOW BIG IS IT?!
Well, you know...it's so BIG,
the pilot of a 747 said he really liked the new extra large hangars!
Gosh, that is BIG!
HOW BIG IS IT?!
How many times do I have to tell you? It is so BIG,
the Verizon "network" were scared because they couldn't hear anyone inside the vast chasm that might as well be a parallel universe!
That's just how BIG it is.
HOW BIG IS IT?!
Now listen. It's so BIG, one Iranian scientist says to the other one
(and stop me if you've heard this before),
"We don't have to worry about hiding the Uranium."
Now, that is DANGEROUS!...AND BIG!
HOW BIG IS IT?!
You wanna know? Well, it is so BIG,
Donald Trump wants to build a whole new theme park in there and call it "Trump Apprentice Land"!
It's a small, small world after all, but that is BIG!
HOW BIG IS IT?!
People, it is so BIG,
they decided to relocate the Beijing 2008 Summer Olympics(you know...on account of China suffering so much from the winter weather and all?)!
Man, that's BIG!
HOW BIG IS IT?!
Haven't I told you already?! It is so BIG,
if the people of China had to move out of there(you know--because the place is going to pot with all the factories and pollution taking over...can't live without another BARBIE doll! Geesh!), they could bring India along for a SLEEPOVER!
HOCHIMAMA! That is BIG!
HOW BIG IS IT?!
People, don't make me say it again! My mouth is BIG!
[No, not truly.]
Goodnight, everybody. I'm here...almost all week. Don't forget to tip the waitress. Try the veal. It's sue-poib! Ablee, Ablee, Uh--that's all folks!
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