I was feeling rather lonely with my life not at all complete.
I spent my days just getting by and dragging both my feet.
I knew what I wanted but fantasized instead.
Through online chat, someone I met aimed to cure my head.
A dear Asian friend
Had something special for me to send.
And, in the mail I did receive
A life too tiny to believe.
In a red box the size of my hand
Was a miniature beauty most grand.
Dressed in blue jeans and a red tank top,
She was "the girl nextdoor" from a novelty shop.
She had silky hair and a porcelain face
And presented herself with the finest of grace.
Then into my pants pocket she did giggle and scurry.
How I gasped and wondered what was the hurry.
How could something so small
Be of any pleasure at all?
I am not the type of guy
For whom such a toy one should buy.
But, to be a grateful guest,
I endured the pretty little pest.
To be sure she did not vex me,
I took her little red box with me.
To the theater I did go
To catch the latest hit show.
While I was watching an awesome flick,
My new "pet" was feeling quite sick.
She wanted to be there with me.
Not be stuck sitting unattended on my knee.
I sighed and interrupted my viewing
To ask what instead I was to be doing.
She insisted on drawing my attention
To the instructions someone failed to mention.
Beneath a silk pillow, I found someone's note
And adjusted my eyes to see what they wrote.
Still, it was in code I could not read.
The tiny one giggled and said there was no need.
To get a soda I was forcibly told.
I thought being this pushy was quick to get old.
Leaving my movie incomplete
Just to get her a fizzy treat.
I assumed she wanted a tiny sip.
But, instead she asked for a big tip.
Grabbing hold of the cup's plastic lid,
Out of my hand the beverage slid.
And, down my leg the cola did pour.
The icy shower left me quite sore.
Then something started to put on weight.
I thought my eyes were not on straight.
Clothing and all, that little girl was growing.
Like a raging river, my thoughts were now flowing.
Up my chest her tiny wet hands did ascend.
And, in a matter of seconds, I had a hot friend.
She giggled like a child and flashed a bright smile.
'Tugged on my arm saying, "I'll be here for a while."
Her hand on my chest,
I was nervous at best.
If the air was any warmer,
My sweat would have warned her.
With a magical kiss on my cheek,
I was happily saved from that dreadful leak.
I sighed with relief and returned focus to the screen.
While holding hands, her impatience went unseen.
She was nice and friendly during most of the action.
But, soon she became an intimate distraction.
I felt her breath sweep across my neck.
She tugged at my face and gave me a peck.
As I expressed my fear of the public eye,
She whispered, "Let's give the back rows a try."
I failed to object as she led me up the aisle;
She took my hand and said "right here" with her smile.
I felt I had no choice as we tumbled together.
I swore I was ill or suffering from odd weather.
She was loud and unruly while I was just stunned.
Soon the usher arrived, and we were both shunned.
When the movie had ended, we were ready to go.
She pulled me upright with her eyes all a-glow.
We waltzed outside without saying a word.
The beating of our hearts was all that we heard.
We raced to find privacy and fell in some grass.
She looked down at me and then "flew" me first class
To the moon and back before finishing her "work".
I thought, from such a gift, this was quite a perk.
Just when I thought it was time for round three,
My lovely mate peeled her hands from me.
I gasped as she sighed and started to shrink.
She told me not to worry and gave me a wink.
In a matter of seconds, she was pocket size.
I squinted a bit to see lust in her eyes.
With her back in the box, I went home in a rush.
My thoughts were racing, and my face was flush.
I put her on my bed and ran with a plan
While she changed clothes to impress "her man".
When I returned, she was waiting for me.
Dressed in black silk with both hands on one knee.
I laughed full of nerves and nearly dropped the full glass.
She waved me in and spanked her own ass.
I thought that was strange but went with the flow.
I doused her with water and watched her grow.
She grabbed me by the neck as she leapt from the bed.
Her eyes full of fire as her hair tossed overhead.
'Noses pressed together, I glanced down with some guilt
At the heavenly body some fluke of nature had built.
With a passionate kiss, she showed her appreciation.
I almost sprung from my pants with intense jubilation.
The night flew by in a dazzling flurry.
When I woke all alone, I had no reason to worry.
My head full of ideas, we filled our days with fun.
I ran home to join her when my shift at work was done.
I'd splash her with some liquid and welcome her into my arms.
And, she would thank me kindly with her many feminine charms.
We went to fairs and places where alone I'd never be.
I kept her in my pocket to sneak her in for free.
We walked so many miles simply happy to be together.
We shared so many memories through every kind of weather.
One night I stayed up late to write a simple letter.
I wrote a thank you note to she who made life better.
And, in the morning after, I would not forget to send
An extra thank you note to my special Asian friend.
--poetry by brainstormer
[Title still up for debate.]
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