1.  I was driving down the road and saw this big sign infront of a pharmacy.  I thought it said Flu SNOTS.  Turned out it said Flu SHOTS.  I laughed so hard!

2.  I passed by the William Booth Apartments.  I said, outloud, mind you, "Why would they name aprtments after someone who assasinated Lincoln?".  Then I remembered that was John Wilkes Booth.  I laughed again.

3.  When I got home I made the most amazing Chicken Lazagna.  When I pulled it out the oven, cut myself and piece and put it on the plate, I was sooooo excited that I could not stop laughing.

Oh man.  I crack myself up.  It's the simple things, you know?