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UH-OH I SMELL FAMINE!

With summer just around the corner, Pet & Pest have been trying to slim down (they are a bit on the chubby side). That can only mean bad things to come for me!

For some reason un-be-knownst to me, they seem to think that I need some slimming down too.

Why does EVERYTHING have to be a household endeavor? I happen to work very hard on my physique. I walk the stairs numerous times throughtout the day going from the waterbed to the electric blanket. Stairs are a terrific cardio workout as well as being great for my legs (all 4 of them). I also do laps around the house in the evening going out the front door and into the back door. Not to mention all of the walking I do to get to Kay's house.

I must do a few hundred feet per day walking to Kay's house! No wonder I'm so hungry when I get there! And I must look hungry, if not a little malnourished, when I do get there because she always feeds me.

I don't know what Pet & Pest are thinking when they tell me it's my turn to trim down. Well, in all fairness, humans are known for being heavy-hitters in the thinking department. Even if Pet is smarter than the average pet, she's only human.

Well, I guess I should do some prep work for the upcomming famine. I'll have to make sure the hole in the bag is big enough for me to get into it. DOH!!!!

Posted by bobert on 2008-05-29 09:29:28 | Rating:

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		Teehee! Aren't "diets" a pain. I'm holding out for yah buddy!! And good luck to your Pet, she seems like a very wise and nice one! ~Tet~
Posted by VarahnTet on 2008-05-29 11:34:44