Recent Blogs The True Definion of a Redneck Got this off of the internet and thought damn its really accurate...so just check it out and enjoy...i sure did... * This question I battle with every day. I have tried to... ...Read More  Posted by: flag_n_twirl... on 2008-11-26 20:21:14  | Rating:   | Views: 12 | Comments: 0 | Tags:  redneck  country  Defeated Redneck Its not fair.  All the effort I did not spent on curb appeal of my house to keep the value down for taxs, the mortgauge bankers and lenders took all the fun out of it.... ...Read More  Posted by: Ericthered on 2008-09-27 09:38:32  | Rating:   | Views: 17 | Comments: 0 | Tags:  redneck  REDNECKS <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie"... ...Read More  Posted by: dynamite1014 on 2008-09-01 01:44:10  | Rating:   | Views: 16 | Comments: 0 | Tags:  south  redneck  life  on Moffett Drive... This Saturday morning, I received a voice mail from my mother. The message said, "Hey! Happy first day of Trout season! Guess how I knew." I didn't... ...Read More  Posted by: kaileyH on 2008-07-09 20:47:45  | Rating:   | Views: 58 | Comments: 2 | Tags:  Moffett  God  Christianity  home  family  Top Ten signs your a Redneck 1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. 2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations. 3. You have... ...Read More  Posted by: Wayne on 2008-04-22 08:25:42  | Rating:   | Views: 150 | Comments: 4 | Tags:  redneck  You know you are an EXTREME Redneck when 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in... ...Read More  Posted by: Wayne on 2008-03-19 08:21:27  | Rating:   | Views: 109 | Comments: 4 | Tags:  redneck  Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife... ...Read More  Posted by: Wayne on 2008-02-29 09:05:24  | Rating:   | Views: 110 | Comments: 4 | Tags:  Democrat  Republican   Redneck  Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife... ...Read More  Posted by: Wayne on 2008-02-29 09:05:18  | Rating:   | Views: 106 | Comments: 1 | Tags:  Democrat  Republican   Redneck  Hillbillies, Insurance, and more 7:01 pm-- I received a call from my insurance company. They would like to give me under 15K for my stolen car. The Kelly Blue Book value of the car is almost 17K. Needless... ...Read More  Posted by: lusochick on 2008-02-06 22:14:20  | Rating:   | Views: 58 | Comments: 0 | Tags:  hillbilly  My Love  Car  Redneck  Thank you much much much for the comments. And now Explicit Content I'm an open book. I'm a XXXXX at times. Sometimes I think too highly of myself without even realizing it and I can be a hypocrite at times. I don't USUALLY misspell... ...Read More  Posted by: kikicutey on 2008-01-22 09:18:51  | Rating:   | Views: 92 | Comments: 1 | Tags:  about me  happy  passion  hypocrite  awesome  Redneck Medical Terms Benign - What you be, after you be eight. Artery - The study of paintings Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria Barium - what doctors do when patients die Cesarean section... ...Read More  Posted by: Wayne on 2008-01-15 08:04:06  | Rating:   | Views: 120 | Comments: 4 | Tags:  Redneck  Medical   Dear Billy Joe Bob, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within... ...Read More  Posted by: Wayne on 2007-11-11 05:35:26  | Rating:   | Views: 84 | Comments: 1 | Tags:  redneck  Redneck vasectomy A redneck man says to his doctor, "Doc I just had my eleventh kid and we don't ha a bed bigenough for any more kids. I needs one of them vasectomy's done." The... ...Read More  Posted by: Wayne on 2007-10-31 04:24:15  | Rating:   | Views: 106 | Comments: 1 | Tags:  redneck  Residency Application for Red Necks Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob            (last)       (_) Billy-Joe... ...Read More  Posted by: Wayne on 2007-10-21 05:36:42  | Rating:   | Views: 82 | Comments: 3 | Tags:  redneck  You Might Be A RedNeck *If you call your mom and dad "Aunt Mom" and "Uncle Dad", you might be a redneck. *If you voted for Bush.... you might be a redneck. *If every... ...Read More  Posted by: MichaelSays on 2007-10-09 06:40:32  | Rating:   | Views: 74 | Comments: 1 | Tags:  redneck  hick  jokes  You're a Red Neck if........... You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes... ...Read More  Posted by: gale850 on 2007-09-24 11:59:25  | Rating:   | Views: 79 | Comments: 0 | Tags:  redneck