1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. 2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations. 3. You have ever had to wash off... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2008-04-22 08:25:42
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1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2008-03-19 08:21:27
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Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2008-02-29 09:05:24
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Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2008-02-29 09:05:18
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7:01 pm-- I received a call from my insurance company. They would like to give me under 15K for my stolen car. The Kelly Blue Book value of the car is almost 17K. Needless to say, im not very... Read More
Posted by: lusochick on 2008-02-06 22:14:20
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I'm an open book. I'm a XXXXX at times. Sometimes I think too highly of myself without even realizing it and I can be a hypocrite at times. I don't USUALLY misspell words, and I'm not t Read More
Posted by: kikicutey on 2008-01-22 09:18:51
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Benign - What you be, after you be eight. Artery - The study of paintings Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria Barium - what doctors do when patients die Cesarean section - a neighborhood in... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2008-01-15 08:04:06
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I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 minutes of your... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2007-11-11 05:35:26
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A redneck man says to his doctor, "Doc I just had my eleventh kid and we don't ha a bed bigenough for any more kids. I needs one of them vasectomy's done." The doctor Says " A... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2007-10-31 04:24:15
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Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob            (last)       (_) Billy-Joe... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2007-10-21 05:36:42
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*If you call your mom and dad "Aunt Mom" and "Uncle Dad", you might be a redneck. *If you voted for Bush.... you might be a redneck. *If every time you run out of... Read More
Posted by: MichaelSays on 2007-10-09 06:40:32
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You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.... Read More
Posted by: gale850 on 2007-09-24 11:59:25
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