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BELIEVE IN THE KING
Okay, soI grew up in an Elvis household with an Elvis impersonator for a dad.A good one too.I am not exactly what one would call a rabid fan of the man these last few years,... ...Read More
 Posted by: BungleGrind on 2009-11-21 19:40:33  | Rating  | Views: 21 | Comments: 2 | Tagsthoughts  elvis  the king  penis  camel toe 
I am hearing things (don't read if you don't like
The word for dick in Chinese is Ji Ba jee bah.Everytime my buddy Matt talks on the phone it sounds like he says ji ba a thousand times. About twice a week I say ldquook man,... ...Read More
 Posted by: Nicolicious on 2009-11-21 06:57:08  | Rating  | Views: 18 | Comments: 1 | TagsFunny China  Chinglish  ji ba  penis  subliminal 
YOU GIVE GOOD WOOD
well, you're the top of the mountainand you're the cream of the cropand if you wanna play dirtyon my knees i would dropyou make me all excitedi wanna take you out in the yardi... ...Read More
 Posted by: BungleGrind on 2009-10-30 02:36:55  | Rating  | Views: 56 | Comments: 5 | Tagsthoughts  sex  porno  relationships  penis 
NO
Well my mom just yelled at me and called me a fool.Here is the story.My brother got this grand piano. A thick layer of dust had been collecting on the top of the piano for... ...Read More
 Posted by: squidhead on 2009-10-14 16:22:31  | Rating  | Views: 21 | Comments: 1 | Tagspenis  mom  piano 
how do i get girl friends? Explicit Content
that is a very good question. I think it comes down to a secret weapon man has used to slay females since the dawn of time.... a sense of humor. It is not myth that girls love... ...Read More
 Posted by: squidhead on 2009-10-13 16:36:58  | Rating  | Views: 40 | Comments: 4 | Tagsgirls gone wild  penis. relationships  philosphy 
Dear boys, Explicit Content
I have some advice for all of you!The way to get a girl is NOT by saying, "woah! a smoking hot girl like u is single?!"The only girls you're going to get by doing that are the... ...Read More
 Posted by: YouJustFRONTIN on 2009-10-08 22:50:25  | Rating  | Views: 355 | Comments: 29 | Tagsboys  stupid  rawr  slut  tiny penis 
USED 2 SERVICE HIM EVERY WEEK.YEP.
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 Posted by: musicequalzo... on 2009-10-08 14:55:15  | Rating  | Views: 45 | Comments: 4 | Tagssex  music  porn  penis  vagina 
FULL THROTTLE DOUCHE BOTTLE
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 Posted by: BungleGrind on 2009-10-07 03:27:46  | Rating  | Views: 46 | Comments: 1 | Tagsdouche  women  men  sex  penis 
NOTHING SAYS LOVIN' QUITE LIKE ......
TURTLES BUSTING A ...... SHELL? ...Read More
 Posted by: BungleGrind on 2009-10-06 14:35:27  | Rating  | Views: 40 | Comments: 5 | Tagsturtles  sex  orgasms  porn  vagina 
Sad life of a penis... Explicit Content
THE SAD LIFE OF A PENIS I've only got one eye, my hair's a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbour's an XXXXX, my best mate's a XXXXX an my owner's a wanker! ...Read More
 Posted by: trodd on 2009-10-01 09:04:26  | Rating  | Views: 33 | Comments: 7 | TagsPenis 
THE BEST SONG EVER! SERIOUSLY.
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 Posted by: musicequalzo... on 2009-09-28 02:32:35  | Rating  | Views: 36 | Comments: 3 | Tagspenis  vagina  sex  music  sex 
                 
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