I understand we all love our pets. I'm not making fun of anyone who goes beyond the call of duty and buries their pet within a cemetery instead of just tossing them somewhere in the backyard to... Read More
Posted by: Kanaf on 2008-07-05 11:44:25
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I cringed in great pain after Torres scored in the Euro 2008 Final tonight when Motty uttered the immortal line. “That’ll be well received in Liverpool.” Mark Lawrenson... Read More
Posted by: supra on 2008-06-29 19:25:06
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George Carlin is gone. A text message from my girlfriend early this morning told me the news that George Carlin had died. I immediately felt terrible and rolled back over, wanting to go back... Read More
Posted by: wardrick on 2008-06-24 16:24:51
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Hobbits’ Feet Life seen through distorted lens, drives a sane mind round the bend. For in this jaundiced view appears A warp-ed face with bended ears! Crooked grin... Read More
Posted by: Merlyn on 2008-06-22 17:00:42
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I'm constantly out on tour, doing shows at comedy clubs and promoting my book, The Ultimate Bachelor's Guide. Recently, I was featured on the NBC syndicated TV show "Daytime". It was a... Read More
Posted by: wardrick on 2008-06-18 15:25:44
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Met up with the girlies for no other reason than to drink wine, eat chocolate & put the world to rights!... As we caught up on each others news, one friend relayed how at a recent... Read More
Posted by: Mumsi on 2008-06-11 05:49:14
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Posted by: Sober on 2008-06-10 02:19:59
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more commandments here!!! my niece and her relatives (twin sons of her cousin; pls do the math, OK) played badminton using her kiddie ball (dalmatian prints in a red background) rule... Read More
Posted by: cringecommandments on 2008-06-01 21:28:25
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Its ironic that hormones should be topical again, so soon after my last blog.... However, last saturday son 3 went to a sleepover & camped in the garden with two other friends. During... Read More
Posted by: Mumsi on 2008-05-27 08:08:09
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I'm sure I'm loosing the plot! ... On a recent visit to the supermarket, I was engrossed looking for a present for my baby niece. All of a sudden I noticed that my handbag was missing,... Read More
Posted by: Mumsi on 2008-04-29 07:42:58
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Everyone thinks they know me. They know me, what I do, and they know my job, inside-out. Having watched dozens or more comedians on TV for however many years, the average audience member (or random... Read More
Posted by: wardrick on 2008-04-29 01:07:30
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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish = 49 Adventurous = Slept with everyone Athletic = No XXXXX Average looking = Ugly Beautiful = Read More
Posted by: Long on 2008-04-25 02:37:51
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As I was sitting down in my jungle green lazy boy recliner the pain of hunger struck me like four daggers protruding from my stomach. Rising up and opening the refrigerator I see scraps of food... Read More
Posted by: SomethingIndecent on 2008-04-20 06:12:45
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Most of you will remember Lou Bega's Mambo No5 a gloriously chauvinistic and politically incorrect song, detailing the joys of the playboy lifestyle. Some of you may have seen the video, where the... Read More
Posted by: mattio on 2008-04-19 23:34:52
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1. You get to call everyone "Comrade" 2. All people are equal, but some people are more equal than others 3. As the West are so paranoid about Communism spreading and... Read More
Posted by: mattio on 2008-04-19 23:10:59
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I am a member of a gym. It is probably the only clean-living part of my life and prevents all the junk food I eat from being turned into unsightly rolls of fat. I also quite enjoy it in a... Read More
Posted by: mattio on 2008-04-19 22:40:38
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From an early age my mother tried to indoctrinate me with the idea that society is stratified by class. For simplicity she adopted the old “U” and “non-U” distinction. But... Read More
Posted by: mattio on 2008-04-19 22:30:24
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...and it's cheating on  thoughts.com, but this is a link to my favourite blog ever. I got a spam email the other day, with the post about the sale at Penneys. It had me snorting my... Read More
Posted by: LittleWoodenGirl on 2008-04-11 09:18:33
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On the first day, God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I... Read More
Posted by: Nerdanel on 2008-04-05 23:09:11
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. When a clock is hungry it goes b Read More
Posted by: craleywire on 2008-03-13 00:18:58
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This is the tale of why we had to buy a new doona. For those in far away places, a 'doona' may be known to you as a duvet, quilt etc. :) My husband and I have a winter doona and a summer... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2008-03-11 17:15:31
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The biggest problem with being self-employed is keeping up with your own insurance. Taxes are no big deal; you can hire an accountant to that in a heartbeat. If you’re lucky enough to find a... Read More
Posted by: wardrick on 2008-03-06 04:18:58
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We shared a bottle of bourbon And played a game of jacks, But you sweet-talked my woman Behind my trusting back. Well, Shannon isn't much to look at And she's kind of thick in the... Read More
Posted by: My1Heart on 2008-03-05 12:33:39
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Recently, I visited the local beauty salon for an upper lip & chin wax! (as we grow older, men sprout hair from their ears & women grow moustaches). Afterwards, I needed to pop into... Read More
Posted by: Mumsi on 2008-03-03 15:04:44
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Do dogs have a sense of humour? Read More
Posted by: Angelbaba on 2008-02-29 23:35:31
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