I'm sure I'm loosing the plot! ... On a recent visit to the supermarket, I was engrossed looking for a present for my baby niece. All of a sudden I noticed that my handbag was missing,... Read More
Posted by: Mumsi on 2008-04-29 07:42:58
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Everyone thinks they know me. They know me, what I do, and they know my job, inside-out. Having watched dozens or more comedians on TV for however many years, the average audience member (or random... Read More
Posted by: wardrick on 2008-04-29 01:07:30
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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish = 49 Adventurous = Slept with everyone Athletic = No XXXXX Average looking = Ugly Beautiful =... Read More
Posted by: Long on 2008-04-25 02:37:51
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As I was sitting down in my jungle green lazy boy recliner the pain of hunger struck me like four daggers protruding from my stomach. Rising up and opening the refrigerator I see scraps of food... Read More
Posted by: SomethingIndecent on 2008-04-20 06:12:45
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Most of you will remember Lou Bega's Mambo No5 a gloriously chauvinistic and politically incorrect song, detailing the joys of the playboy lifestyle. Some of you may have seen the video, where the... Read More
Posted by: mattio on 2008-04-19 23:34:52
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1. You get to call everyone "Comrade" 2. All people are equal, but some people are more equal than others 3. As the West are so paranoid about Communism spreading and... Read More
Posted by: mattio on 2008-04-19 23:10:59
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I am a member of a gym. It is probably the only clean-living part of my life and prevents all the junk food I eat from being turned into unsightly rolls of fat. I also quite enjoy it in a... Read More
Posted by: mattio on 2008-04-19 22:40:38
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From an early age my mother tried to indoctrinate me with the idea that society is stratified by class. For simplicity she adopted the old “U” and “non-U” distinction. But... Read More
Posted by: mattio on 2008-04-19 22:30:24
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...and it's cheating on  thoughts.com, but this is a link to my favourite blog ever. I got a spam email the other day, with the post about the sale at Penneys. It had me snorting my... Read More
Posted by: LittleWoodenGirl on 2008-04-11 09:18:33
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On the first day, God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I... Read More
Posted by: Nerdanel on 2008-04-05 23:09:11
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. When a clock is hungry it goes b Read More
Posted by: craleywire on 2008-03-13 00:18:58
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This is the tale of why we had to buy a new doona. For those in far away places, a 'doona' may be known to you as a duvet, quilt etc. :) My husband and I have a winter doona and a summer... Read More
Posted by: kaos264 on 2008-03-11 17:15:31
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The biggest problem with being self-employed is keeping up with your own insurance. Taxes are no big deal; you can hire an accountant to that in a heartbeat. If you’re lucky enough to find a... Read More
Posted by: wardrick on 2008-03-06 04:18:58
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We shared a bottle of bourbon And played a game of jacks, But you sweet-talked my woman Behind my trusting back. Well, Shannon isn't much to look at And she's kind of thick in the... Read More
Posted by: My1Heart on 2008-03-05 12:33:39
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Recently, I visited the local beauty salon for an upper lip & chin wax! (as we grow older, men sprout hair from their ears & women grow moustaches). Afterwards, I needed to pop into... Read More
Posted by: Mumsi on 2008-03-03 15:04:44
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Do dogs have a sense of humour? Read More
Posted by: Angelbaba on 2008-02-29 23:35:31
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Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. No, this is not a call to arms, nor my attempt at a political column. The opening sentence is a typing exercise I learned... Read More
Posted by: wardrick on 2008-02-26 19:37:58
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he who laughs last is the slowest Suicide hotline please hold if at first you dont succed than skydiving is nt for you  You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass... Read More
Posted by: werebait on 2008-02-24 10:07:38
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Looking out my window, I see that it's a cold winter day. Snow is everywhere, and the flurries started a few hours ago. People are bundled up as they hurry along the sidewalk, some of them... Read More
Posted by: wardrick on 2008-02-18 16:46:19
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Yesterday, I met up with the girlies for coffee & chats... there are four of us altogether. G4 wowed us with her adventures over the weekend. Having been dumped by her ex last year, she... Read More
Posted by: Mumsi on 2008-02-13 06:56:31
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12/2) Just for you/ a naughty little joke may do/: I travelled to South Africa recently and knowing the area, people and above all the comical manner in which the Capetonian people... Read More
Posted by: greensky on 2008-02-12 02:52:21
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I see movies all the time. When I'm on the road, it's not unusual for me to catch as many as three in one day, if I have the time off or plenty of down-time before a show at night. Other men are... Read More
Posted by: wardrick on 2008-02-11 16:51:50
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  I have a colleague who often refers to an IDIOT TREE being shaken.   He describes it being shaken or a strong wind blowing and idiots falling out everywhere when he has a... Read More
Posted by: EasyToSay on 2008-02-08 00:36:10
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Something absolutely awful happened today. Unbelievable-wise. There's this boy called David Heihr who always has like, two big bars of galaxy or chocolate biscuits or something. I don't know... Read More
Posted by: BurnTheEvidence on 2008-02-07 10:41:05
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The paths of school life & mine are destined to cross repeatedly lately. Yesterday, son 3's art teacher rang to say how upset she was with his homework, which in her opinion was... Read More
Posted by: Mumsi on 2008-01-30 11:48:59
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