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Liberals and Their Phobia Labels
The word lsquohomophobicrsquo annoys me. Itrsquos a word made up by the liberals. The last part of that word means "one who suffers from a phobia or sickness". It suggests... ...Read More
 Posted by: JCWinters on 2009-11-07 12:41:48  | Rating  | Views: 8 | Comments: 0 | Tagslife  politics  story  humor  satire 
Let's Ban the Dick, Jane and Sally 1st Grade Books
Some people took offense to the works of Steinbeck, Twain and Salinger. After placing them on the Challenged Book List, they continue to fight to have them banned completely.I... ...Read More
 Posted by: JCWinters on 2009-11-07 11:58:32  | Rating  | Views: 26 | Comments: 7 | Tagshumor  funny  thoughts  writing  life 
Holy Water, Batman!!!
Unless iceburg lettuce is on sale for 99cents or less I wonrsquot buy it. I donrsquot care much for the stuff. It tastes worse when I canrsquot buy it on sale. I prefer the... ...Read More
 Posted by: JCWinters on 2009-11-07 11:18:00  | Rating  | Views: 4 | Comments: 0 | Tagsfunny  humor  thoughts  writing  friends 
Would We Go To War for Oil?
Would you want us to go to war over oil if our very survival depends on it? I would not.We can live without our hair dryers, TVrsquos, radios and microwave ovens. Itrsquos been... ...Read More
 Posted by: JCWinters on 2009-11-07 11:08:19  | Rating  | Views: 7 | Comments: 1 | Tagsfunny  humor  thoughts  writing  politics 
Put the Cell Phone DOWN!
I recently bought a Tracfone. I liked the idea of having it in the car incase of an emergency. The instruction bookletrsquos illustration of the phonersquos face panel is... ...Read More
 Posted by: JCWinters on 2009-11-07 10:53:39  | Rating  | Views: 14 | Comments: 3 | Tagsthoughts  funny  humor  writing 
Modern Day Nursery Rhymes that Punch Back Explicit Content
Nursery Rhymes have become outdated and lack a reflection on our current times. I suggest we change them to express the way we really live today. I have offered a few. Please... ...Read More
 Posted by: JCWinters on 2009-11-07 10:32:36  | Rating  | Views: 9 | Comments: 1 | Tagsfunny  humor  writing  thoughts. 
Liberalism Killed The Old West
Back in the Old West a contract was sealed by a handshake. A manrsquos word meant something. Good character was a valued commodity. A manrsquos reputation followed him from... ...Read More
 Posted by: JCWinters on 2009-11-07 10:22:09  | Rating  | Views: 18 | Comments: 3 | Tagspolitics  writing  humor  thoughts   
for us elderly
I cut and pasted these from an email my daughterinlaw sent me!Two elderly gentlemenfrom a retirement center were sitting on a bench undera tree when one turns to the other and... ...Read More
 Posted by: skip1957 on 2009-11-07 10:01:49  | Rating  | Views: 30 | Comments: 6 | Tagshumor 
Stupid Fish and Chicken Explicit Content
Have you ever felt like you have ran into a brick wall, only to get up, and do it all over again? I have, seems it is a common occurrence with me lately. I once heard a man say,... ...Read More
 Posted by: skip1957 on 2009-11-06 22:19:43  | Rating  | Views: 49 | Comments: 4 | Tagshumor 
I so love reading the Bible....
this morning for my devotion I was reading in the book of Mark. I was reading the part about where the disicples are there trying to defend Jesus as Judas betrays our Lord and... ...Read More
 Posted by: StarOfSong on 2009-11-06 18:49:41  | Rating  | Views: 15 | Comments: 1 | TagsBible Humor - Jesus loves us 
Tickle me EMO!
I'm recently addicted to posting lots of videos from MadTv. Check it out on youtube tish hysterical! I've hurt myself to feel alive... XD RR! ...Read More
 Posted by: bookworm14 on 2009-11-05 20:51:38  | Rating  | Views: 26 | Comments: 5 | TagsCutting  videos  humor  funny 
SPOOOOOOOOOOF!!!!!!
Okay, so here's the deal, I'm holding all your stars for Ransom. If you promise to pay me the sum, of 5 stars, for every blog I write, and guarantee at least 1000 hits for... ...Read More
 Posted by: skip1957 on 2009-11-05 20:31:38  | Rating  | Views: 64 | Comments: 8 | Tagssick humor 
Kitten From Heaven
Our Preacher gave an interesting sermon last Wednesday. He began telling us that God does work in mystery ways, and that he also has a sense of humor. He says he knows this... ...Read More
 Posted by: pixie_36 on 2009-11-05 10:28:13  | Rating  | Views: 12 | Comments: 2 | TagsPets  Kittens  Cats  God  Humor 
Sick Humor: Answers to But you don't look sick?!
Don't you wish that you had something witty to say when someone says the inevitable... "But you don't look sick?!"Well now you do, Thanks to message board members and randomly... ...Read More
 Posted by: SpitfireAnnie on 2009-11-03 23:51:03  | Rating  | Views: 10 | Comments: 1 | Tagshumor  invisible illness  ms 
The Bathroom Explicit Content
I hate changing the toilet paper roll and it seems I end up having to do that too often. Why is it everytime I go to the bathroom there's two squares left and no one has... ...Read More
 Posted by: ThePortal on 2009-11-03 15:41:25  | Rating  | Views: 141 | Comments: 10 | Tagsblog  humor  funny  bathroom 
I was tagged.... Explicit Content
I was tagged by Brokovitch,and I am to share the craziest funniest piratical joke I ever played...That's a tough one for me,because There are so many...One that sticks out in my... ...Read More
 Posted by: monicaspeaks on 2009-11-03 10:39:54  | Rating  | Views: 31 | Comments: 4 | Tagstagged/games/fun/jokes/humor 
Funny Morning With Kiddies Explicit Content
My morning has been very interesting so far, to say the least. Kids are funny. I've been bombarded by questions about babies and puppies and other interesting things that only a... ...Read More
 Posted by: ThePortal on 2009-11-03 08:35:21  | Rating  | Views: 210 | Comments: 7 | Tagsblog  humor  funny  kids 
getting old/stupid Explicit Content
Well, I was all set to go to bed, what can I say, I'm old, it's 10pm, and old arthur Itis came to visit. Shows up whenever I really don't need the extra aggrevation.So I'm all... ...Read More
 Posted by: skip1957 on 2009-11-02 23:06:50  | Rating  | Views: 36 | Comments: 7 | Tagshumor 
I recognize the Literary device, but I still think
I recognize the Literary device, but I still think you are an idiot. A rant on writing.Yes, I do recognize it. Mark Twain used it to wonderful effect over a century ago. I have... ...Read More
 Posted by: Manasseh on 2009-11-02 19:50:17  | Rating  | Views: 36 | Comments: 6 | Tagshumor  grammar 
The Heat is ONNNNNNNN......
Several years ago my state implemented new guidelines and a report card for daycares, to improve the quality of care provided it's youngest citizens. I embraced this new system... ...Read More
 Posted by: shemelts on 2009-11-02 18:02:11  | Rating  | Views: 31 | Comments: 4 | Tagschild care assessments  humor  shemelts 
Big Box Trouble Explicit Content
Tomatoes are trouble. Big trouble. Especially when mailed in a box that doesnrsquot arrive at itrsquos destination.So my mother decided at some point in her swirling process of... ...Read More
 Posted by: PumpingSunshine on 2009-11-01 22:47:56  | Rating  | Views: 4 | Comments: 0 | TagsTomatoes  tomato  box  big box  crate 
Peanuts and Peanut Butter
Today I celebrate a world renown innovation .....Peanut Butter. That's right I said Peanut Butter. WHAT,.....You don't like Peanut Butter????The discovery of peanuts themselves... ...Read More
 Posted by: funnyman57 on 2009-11-01 18:30:40  | Rating  | Views: 75 | Comments: 24 | TagsHumor/Peanut Butter 
Mistaken Identity.....
Friday night I went to the Cracker Barrel to pick up my Sunshine's togo order. Yes folks, I do run and pick up food and deliver it to my children even when they are 22. Why do... ...Read More
 Posted by: shemelts on 2009-11-01 17:47:24  | Rating  | Views: 65 | Comments: 16 | Tagsmistaken identity  humor  shemelts 
The Child, the cat and the boyfriend.... Explicit Content
Ive hit one of those times in my life when I realize just how much I have to be thankful for in my life and how ungrateful I am for the things that I have. Even though I'm... ...Read More
 Posted by: blueeyedconf... on 2009-11-01 15:46:21  | Rating  | Views: 6 | Comments: 0 | Tagshumor  life  blessings  
My Pretty Rose Bra.. Explicit Content
This morning I tripped on up to K town to see my specialist. He is awesome in all things ImmunologyAllergy wise, and may God bless him always, he is open on SATUDAY! A little... ...Read More
 Posted by: shemelts on 2009-10-31 23:08:24  | Rating  | Views: 42 | Comments: 7 | TagsMy Pretty Rose Bra  humor  doctor  shemelts 
                 
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