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Funny For The Day
Spelling Checker Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And... Read More
Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-15 21:07:36
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 15 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: funny   humor  

Insomnia Rocks!
  "Weather forecast for tonight: dark.” — George Carlin Not sleeping can actually be fun and fulfilling if it happens often enough. Not that I’m... Read More
Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-14 20:44:55
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 33 | # Comments: 2 | Tags: insomnia   funny   humor   depression   mental health  

I Hate Happy People
I Hate Happy People Some days they just irritate the crap out of me. Now normally I can be one of these people as psychotropic medications do wonders for making you a calm,... Read More
Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-14 13:30:57
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 47 | # Comments: 5 | Tags: humor   depression   bipolar   emotional   funny  

I Got The Medication Blues
I Got The Medication Blues I hate the roll-a-coaster ride that you sometimes have when you have to try a new combination of medications due to either one of the ones your on... Read More
Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-13 18:38:33
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 31 | # Comments: 3 | Tags: depression   humor   medications   bipolar  

Diary/Notes of my thoughts and Poemish-bits /
13/5) Illuminative fantasies/ Shattered dreams restored/ Love/ Finally Love / She flew from far away To be with me today I Finally Found Love Like a... Read More
Posted by: Greenersky on 2008-05-13 14:54:31
Average Rating: | Views: 75 | # Comments: 7 | Tags: Greenersky   Thoughts   Life   Blog   Humor  

New kind Of Math
I hear tell of a new kind of math Really not sure how it is done I did find after years of learning That two plus two equealed one It seems that hers is hers only her's Carried most... Read More
Posted by: onetoejeff on 2008-05-13 08:20:05
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 22 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: Humor   Poetry  

Diary/Notes of my thoughts and Poemish-bits /
11/5) It’s better to have nothing and posses it than something and don’t / Sabbath The day of rest My wife will soon be off to church And I will Read More
Posted by: Greenersky on 2008-05-10 20:57:40
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 95 | # Comments: 6 | Tags: Greenersky   Thoughts   Life   Blog   Humor  

Welcome to the Insanity
        This blog is dedicated to my trying at this point in my life to survive the ins' and outs' of living in this increasingly insane world... Read More
Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-10 00:08:04
Average Rating: | Views: 59 | # Comments: 1 | Tags: depression   bipolar   humor   love   family  

Diary/Notes of my thoughts and Poemish-bits /
10/5) Like a gentle breeze The power of  Love / Like a gentle breeze She came to me Her angelic face Perfect body The clean smell Of her silk soft skin... Read More
Posted by: Greenersky on 2008-05-09 18:46:07
Average Rating: | Views: 85 | # Comments: 8 | Tags: Greenersky   Thoughts   Life   Blog   Humor  

Diary/Notes of my thoughts and Poemish-bits /
9/5)  The serial killer/ “Words” That become serial killers’ for their last meal’ have ”words” Love 2 Love xx Read More
Posted by: Greenersky on 2008-05-09 08:17:04
Average Rating: | Views: 85 | # Comments: 6 | Tags: Greenersky   Thoughts   Life   Blog   Humor  

Diary/Notes of my thoughts and Poemish-bits /
8/5) In England they say Blimey Mate! Anyway.... Regardless/ Amazing how different a “Nite out” toilet looks without music when sober As for me &  my blog,... Read More
Posted by: Greenersky on 2008-05-08 11:50:41
Average Rating: | Views: 115 | # Comments: 20 | Tags: Greenersky   Thoughts   Life   Blog   Humor  

Recepie for a Happy Marriage
1 admin admin 1 6 2008-05-08T05:15:00Z 2008-05-08T05:21:00Z 1 195 1115 a 9 2 1308 10.2625 Clean Clean... Read More
Posted by: umang on 2008-05-08 01:25:53
Average Rating: | Views: 75 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: marriage   happy   sex   husband   wife  

Diary/Notes of my thoughts and Poemish-bits /
  7/5 ) Just thinking.... · This profile is private. You cannot view it  / Willpower is a pet name given to something you will or wont do / Read More
Posted by: Greenersky on 2008-05-07 06:58:53
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 75 | # Comments: 2 | Tags: Greenersky   Thoughts   Life   Blog   Humor  

Dont cut if you cant paste !!
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. Said he: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and... Read More
Posted by: umang on 2008-05-07 05:23:43
Average Rating: | Views: 70 | # Comments: 2 | Tags: joke   motivational   funny   humor   laugh  

Diary/Notes of my thoughts and Poemish-bits /
6/5) Botox / whatever, wherever you want but please save a few of those laughing lines for me / I heard something cute today; a Supreme Court judge refused to send a widow maker, tradesman to... Read More
Posted by: Greenersky on 2008-05-06 19:27:08
Average Rating: | Views: 62 | # Comments: 6 | Tags: Greenersky   Thoughts   Life   Blog   Humor  

Diary/Notes of my thoughts and Poemish-bits /
5/5)  Dead or Alive / Green or Gold Chrysalis like me is he who still has to be / The view from my back garden is a universe of bright stars with a beatifull full moon Read More
Posted by: Greenersky on 2008-05-05 18:53:13
Average Rating: | Views: 89 | # Comments: 10 | Tags: Greenersky   Thoughts   Life   Blog   Humor  

High School Girls
I never understood girls ... and still don't.  Besides, I was shy then ... and still am.  But age 16 and a driver's license gave me extra courage. I first encountered this new... Read More
Posted by: Gabby on 2008-05-04 19:07:47
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 26 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: Satire   humor  

Diary/Notes of my thoughts and Poemish-bits /
© A poem my darling Rose, jest for you /  4/5)  Dedicated to the first ever “Blog” Marriage proposal To my loving “blog” wife Rose /... Read More
Posted by: Greenersky on 2008-05-04 08:09:11
Average Rating: | Views: 66 | # Comments: 2 | Tags: Greenersky   Thoughts   Life   Blog   Humor  

Caring for Dawn
"Wow!"   Dawn exhales.   "This is unbelievable!" Well, she finally got me.    She pestered me long enough.   I stopped by Brenda's... Read More
Posted by: Knoxxie03 on 2008-05-03 20:08:00
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 53 | # Comments: 1 | Tags: Friendship   Humor  

Diary/Notes of my thoughts and Poemish-bits /
3/5) I sometimes desire to know the secret how Solomon could possibly cope with a thousand wives “ Imagine the shoes” Whaaaa / Happiness is: When there’s no one... Read More
Posted by: Greenersky on 2008-05-03 02:45:03
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 68 | # Comments: 2 | Tags: Greenersky   Thoughts   Life   Blog   Humor  

Diary/Notes of my thoughts and Poemish-bits /
1/5) Change the subject mate / before it changes you / Sleep your bed She made it Or you will Dedicated to my Gramps Reminds me of this lovely, little old lady, with dentures... Read More
Posted by: Greenersky on 2008-05-01 11:36:31
Average Rating: | Views: 87 | # Comments: 6 | Tags: Greenersky   Thoughts   Life   Blog   Humor  

Comedian Myths
Everyone thinks they know me. They know me, what I do, and they know my job, inside-out. Having watched dozens or more comedians on TV for however many years, the average audience member (or random... Read More
Posted by: wardrick on 2008-04-29 01:07:30
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 65 | # Comments: 2 | Tags: Ward Anderson   comedian   comedy   stand-up   humor  

Nuts Explicit Content
It's rather crowded in here this Sunday night. I'm here in my usual spot, joined by Alan Adler, back from his post April 15th vacation, as well as by Brenda Morabito, and her life partner... Read More
Posted by: Knoxxie03 on 2008-04-27 18:04:21
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 51 | # Comments: 1 | Tags: Friendship   Humor  

Diversions
Well, the Democrats in the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania have spoken.   They've thrown in their lot with a person who doesn't know sniper fire from baking cookies.   Look,... Read More
Posted by: Knoxxie03 on 2008-04-26 18:02:09
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 47 | # Comments: 3 | Tags: Politics   Humor  

A funny story for a friend
Last weekend I spied something at the Pawn shop that tickled my fancy. (Note: Keep in mind that my "fancy" is easily tickled.) I bought something really cool for my wife. The occasion... Read More
Posted by: spiritualcoma on 2008-04-23 17:21:48
Average Rating: | Views: 81 | # Comments: 8 | Tags: humor  

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