Merced can be boring but every once in a while something exciting happens here. Recently, that exciting thing was a library reading at the Merced Library. I went to see Andrea Portes read and speak... Read More
Posted by: mads on 2008-07-03 12:44:20
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As word has it, supergenius and XXXXX babe Portes is typing away, as we speak, or blog, or something, on the screenplay for HICK. This information fills me with more hope than an Obama speech, as I... Read More
Posted by: dhobart on 2008-05-20 14:59:47
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Paulina Porizkova and Andrea Portes lit up the small town of Jefferson, Texas this past weekend at the 7th Annual Pulpwood Queens Girlfriends Weekend. This event has become a phenomenon,... Read More
Posted by: kaywords on 2008-01-23 16:29:49
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About six months ago, I was at the Short Stop in my neighborhood and bored to tears. There were a couple of girls there I was trying to avoid and I was just about to leave. Just about to. Then,... Read More
Posted by: Danekrichards on 2007-12-18 19:49:01
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*If you call your mom and dad "Aunt Mom" and "Uncle Dad", you might be a redneck. *If you voted for Bush.... you might be a redneck. *If every time you run out of... Read More
Posted by: MichaelSays on 2007-10-09 06:40:32
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