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Comedy Glossary Explicit Content
Sometimes, comedians will be talking with one another and--to an outsider--seem like they're speaking their own language. There are words and terms used amongst comedians that the average person... Read More
Posted by: wardrick on 2008-07-25 13:13:38
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ARE YOU IN A BLOG FOG?
Ok Do you feel like you are in a blog fog? Is everything a blog with you? Do you find yourself thinking hum Oh, this would be great to blog about? Before you are even... Read More
Posted by: roe on 2008-07-25 01:28:27
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Will I turn 80? Explicit Content
Subject: Will I Turn 80? I recently turned 62 and had to choose a new primary care physician for my Medicare program. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing... Read More
Posted by: DouglasMB on 2008-07-24 13:50:18
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Like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
Sometimes, late at night, I like to escape the onfines of my strip. I like to first hop off the table and run, get the ink flowing, you know what I mean? Then I head for the kitchen and that is... Read More
Posted by: october_hawkins on 2008-07-24 08:48:53
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Ooooh... thats some random-ass XXXXX Explicit Content
So originally i was going to make a blog in video form...a vlog right? but that backfired when my dad took his vidcam to work. so..here i am writing this wonderful but yet oh so random blog... Read More
Posted by: xmidnightxwingsx on 2008-07-23 16:11:10
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I Can't Be Late. Ever.
I seriously can't be late. I always end up places way too early and end up awkwardly loitering. If one of my friends causually mentions a time to meet, you know, like "around three" or... Read More
Posted by: MicHun on 2008-07-22 23:31:47
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Lawn Mower Seats
Mowing the lawn is possibly the easiest chore I have to do. Sitting on a cushy seat while listening to my iPod is not a tough duty. However, there is one large problem that I have with mowing the... Read More
Posted by: MicHun on 2008-07-22 23:05:34
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Random Facts About Me
I will only eat cereal at night. I spend more hours on the internet than a NERD. I have been trying to quit smoking for two years. I am jealous of more people than i should be. I am a... Read More
Posted by: Lianna on 2008-07-22 06:46:03
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10 Commandments of Being a Teen
10 commandments of being a teenager:1. Thou shall not sneak out when there parents are sleeping (why wait?)2. Thou shall not do drugs (alochol lasts longer)3. Thou shall not steal from K-mart... Read More
Posted by: BrynneTastic on 2008-07-22 04:59:40
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OCD!! Explicit Content
Ok So this is kind of funny... I have this weird thing where I'll just sit and stare at things...thinking...and imagining them moving so that the y line up. I don't just look at things but if I... Read More
Posted by: JenLyn on 2008-07-22 03:37:09
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PAINFUL MEMORY..BY PAINFUL I MEAN MENTALLY
It was a couple of weeks before school was out and everybody was making their summer plans. Teachers were putting in grades for the last quarter....and having a social studies teacher like I did... Read More
Posted by: jasminesimmons on 2008-07-21 22:23:49
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dry ice
who would have thunk it?, i picked somee up to cool the house,my little one asked all about it  how you make it  how long does it las  what will it do if you put in water?... Read More
Posted by: bjm1 on 2008-07-21 10:37:55
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cracked me up.... Explicit Content
This is really dirty....but oh is it funny!!!!! How A Marriage Works  A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The  husband,    ; although... Read More
Posted by: DouglasMB on 2008-07-21 08:51:32
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Touble for the 911 dispatchers....
Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you... Read More
Posted by: sunnyvitzo on 2008-07-21 00:52:26
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Larry and the Excercise Bikes!!
Larry and the exercise bikes !! What is the ol’ saying ?   One mans junk is another man’s treasure! What exactly would you consider a treasure... Read More
Posted by: froglily79 on 2008-07-19 12:50:24
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just don't get it... Explicit Content
why do Bluto and Popeye fight over Olive Oyl...it makes no sense to me...she's this skinny no ass...no neenees...ugly little creature...but they drool over her like she's Pamela Anderson or... Read More
Posted by: BlueEyedSinner on 2008-07-18 22:54:51
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 37 | # Comments: 2 | Tags: popeye   bluto   olive oyl   sweetpea   comic  

Another vacation day
Well there will be no work tonight. Dickhead just got tickets to go see Billy Joel playing at Shea tonight. He assures me he will have more of me up soon. Im going to play xbox Read More
Posted by: october_hawkins on 2008-07-18 08:22:53
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is it better late ...than never... perhaps?
I hate to be late, I think it’s rude, But it happens once in awhile Unfortunately Not enough to wear the scarlet L on my lapel Thank goodness it’s not my normal MO... Read More
Posted by: roe on 2008-07-18 00:53:19
Average Rating: | Views: 86 | # Comments: 6 | Tags: late   better late than never   truth   lies   funny  

December 1963 (Oh what a night)
Hey Guys. I know its been a while and I know nobody cares. But I will write just for the heck of it, and I know this blog doesn't have anything to do with anything. Is it weird that I like music... Read More
Posted by: jrzyboy11 on 2008-07-17 22:58:14
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Walmart nightmare
So i am pretty sure my picture is posted in every employee break room in every Wal-Mart in the country as the crazy woman that every employee should avoid. I cant help but complain ever time i go... Read More
Posted by: hateaway on 2008-07-17 21:21:32
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top this...
so I read Easy's blog about how we laugh at people when they do something clumsy and she invited us all to blog about our own mishaps...so here goes... About two weeks ago i asked my... Read More
Posted by: princess__spot on 2008-07-17 12:04:02
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The list!!
JOURNAL ENTRY July 16, 2008 This was a day that needs to be documented in my history book!! You know how you sit down and make a list of everything you need around the house... Read More
Posted by: froglily79 on 2008-07-17 11:52:14
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Gotta love Sisters
I always find myself taking a later lunch at work that way when I come back I only have a couple hours left! After helping yet another wonderful customer (I'm being sarcastic) my sister... Read More
Posted by: Snapz on 2008-07-17 10:00:48
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 39 | # Comments: 1 | Tags: Sisters   Laughs   Love   Relationship   Family  

YOU XXXXX XXXXX!!!!!! Explicit Content
GOTTA LOVE A BIT OF DEREK AND CLIVE!!!!! <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtub... Read More
Posted by: FutileResistance on 2008-07-16 13:55:42
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What the Hell? Explicit Content
A friendly young man walks house to house flashing the latest vacuum demonstrations all across town. T hough no one is fairly interested in what he is selling, the young man comes across... Read More
Posted by: Snapz on 2008-07-16 12:34:36
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 42 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: Jokes   Bored   Fun   Funny   Random  

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