A young man is walking down the sidewalk in a crowded park when he comes across an old man sitting on a bench. He had his head in his hands and he appeared to be crying. The young man walked over... Read More
Posted by: Katydids_and_daisies on 2008-07-24 14:10:13
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Now Dave.......I am not usually a person who ever tells jokes.......probably because I'll always forget the punchline...........and I know this joke won't keep up with the calibre or your recent... Read More
Posted by: Kaybee on 2008-07-24 02:25:27
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Adam said to God, WOW ...you made Eve so beautiful !!!!! She's gorgeous!! ...I can't imagine my life without her!!! ....why did you make her so stupid though? God said: So... Read More
Posted by: snoopsie on 2008-07-22 17:45:38
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Just read somewhere else on thoughts.com about reaching 100 blog posts.  I just added mine up... and this is 108 !  I should've had a cake or something! My 100th post turned out to... Read More
Posted by: rose22 on 2008-07-14 13:29:28
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 This just popped into my head and I thought I should share it with everyone here.  I knew this man who was celebrating his 50th wedding anniversary. I was duly impressed and asked... Read More
Posted by: HungryHeart on 2008-07-04 00:14:00
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A kentucky man came running into the store and said to his buddy, "fred, somebody just stole your pickup truck." fred said, "Did you see who it was?" The... Read More
Posted by: TDELL on 2008-07-02 02:39:16
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock -- it's half-past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this... Read More
Posted by: bearding on 2008-07-01 20:33:22
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My professor one day decides to teach us a little about quantum physics. I raise my hand and say "sir if you don't mind..." And he replied "yes". I asked him then "sir... Read More
Posted by: tonyrayhutchison on 2008-06-26 16:19:28
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."... Read More
Posted by: froglily79 on 2008-06-18 15:46:55
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Titanic: Who Cares? Today I caught my brother watching some super hyped show about the Titanic on the Discovery Channel. It was about some diving team that blew all sorts of time and effort... Read More
Posted by: RantsRaves on 2008-06-18 04:19:11
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I got on the scale this morning and it said, "Please set the boulder down before you get on the next time." I want to just ramble on about "justifications' for behaviors... Read More
Posted by: WUNDERING on 2008-06-17 06:53:08
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF BIPOLAR DISORDER 1.Thou shalt not blame everything on chemical imbalance. 2.Thou shalt avoid high places and sharp objects when on either extreme of the... Read More
Posted by: tracyshively on 2008-06-15 13:52:39
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Posted by: bloodintheeyes on 2008-06-09 00:25:19
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Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it.... Read More
Posted by: zoe2 on 2008-06-03 23:53:01
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Hi everyone, In this stress full lives of ours I want to tell some jokes so that anyone of them could bring a smile atleast on your faces so here they go :- *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*... Read More
Posted by: neha1987 on 2008-06-03 03:36:07
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Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-26 02:11:48
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Yes, Barbie is over 50 and officially joined the ranks of us seniors. Soon they will produce a Barbie we can relate to. At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and... Read More
Posted by: Hollis on 2008-05-20 08:04:03
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My forgetter's getting better But my rememberer is broke. To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke, For when I'm "here" I'm wondering If I really should be... Read More
Posted by: Hollis on 2008-05-20 07:54:12
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I know I am going to hear that I should not feel the way I do, but I do! A lil background: My son is not the best at humor.  One of the effects of his learning disability is that... Read More
Posted by: whiteknight on 2008-05-15 07:31:30
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Remember the funny guy at my work?? Or should I say Ebola guy or lost his Sneeze guy, well he told us another joke yesterday, we thought it was funny so I thought I'd share it.... This guy... Read More
Posted by: EasyToSay on 2008-05-13 06:34:30
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The policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk. The first one out the door at 2:00 o'clock weaved down the sidewalk, then... Read More
Posted by: KarKar on 2008-05-12 13:58:23
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Posted by: umang on 2008-05-08 01:32:20
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Posted by: umang on 2008-05-08 01:25:53
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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. Said he: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and... Read More
Posted by: umang on 2008-05-07 05:23:43
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One deep night I came into chat and met Him there... A half of night we communicated in chat, then we came to private video chat. And everything in my life got crazy. Most part of my free time I... Read More
Posted by: simchuk on 2008-04-30 08:02:32
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