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Mama Mia!
mmmkkk...so this is my second post today. I really really should be cleaning out my closet [which is what I told my husband I was doing today]. Buuuttt...I slept wrong on my neck last night and... Read More
Posted by: princess__spot on 2008-07-22 13:42:26
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My First Blog!
Greetings all! This is my first blog entry and I would like to take the opportunity to thank you for reading it. Clearly, you have about as much time on your hands as I do, which is quite a... Read More
Posted by: gobills on 2008-07-21 10:08:57
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Touble for the 911 dispatchers....
Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you... Read More
Posted by: sunnyvitzo on 2008-07-21 00:52:26
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Civilian
   In March, 1965, my wife, Barb, and infant daughter, Christi, and I flew from Hawaii to Nebraska.  We were met at the Omaha airport by my brother Ray.  He drove us about a... Read More
Posted by: Gabby on 2008-07-20 18:59:54
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I don't know where he gets it from...
Funny thing happened in the ER today... So I had to take my youngest son to the ER today because he came home from his job as a camp counciler sick last night and he has to leave again... Read More
Posted by: princess__spot on 2008-07-19 20:47:58
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 33 | # Comments: 6 | Tags: parenting   humor  

Keeping it real...
As " The Real MC " I solemnly swear to uphold the right to speak freely for the silent majority, doing my best to dispel all myths and mysteries bedazzling the common man. As... Read More
Posted by: TheRealMC on 2008-07-19 00:01:51
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 21 | # Comments: 1 | Tags: Humor   news   sports   fun   hot  

My life on the Z-list
My new guilty pleasure. I think I like Kathy Griffin's show, My Life on the D-list.  Of course BF hates it. I am starting to like it. she used to annoy the crap out of me, but she is... Read More
Posted by: KarKar on 2008-07-18 13:13:26
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Another vacation day
Well there will be no work tonight. Dickhead just got tickets to go see Billy Joel playing at Shea tonight. He assures me he will have more of me up soon. Im going to play xbox Read More
Posted by: october_hawkins on 2008-07-18 08:22:53
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Almost Famous
So, I was on the table yesterday and being worked on when butt munchs iPhone rings. I hear him start talking and he looks excited. Great, there must be free pizza somewhere. Anyway, after he's off... Read More
Posted by: october_hawkins on 2008-07-16 08:26:40
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 24 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: funny   humor   comics  

SmileHappy
O SmileHappy é um blog de tecnologia, gadgets, humor e muito mais. E que traz semanalmente diversas informações e notícias para o seu dia-a-dia. Read More
Posted by: yeltsinlima on 2008-07-15 13:52:43
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 9 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: blogs   humor   diversão   gadgets  

Top 10 Party Tips Explicit Content
10. Have a hangover kit ready. No one likes to be hungover and there are a few things you can do to relieve a hangover. Keeping these common items around your place can help curb your... Read More
Posted by: fighterx on 2008-07-13 22:19:12
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 16 | # Comments: 1 | Tags: Family   Humor   party  

Clockwork
My lunch break is between 2:30 and 4pm. I always go home. What do I do at home for 90 minutes? I usually lie on my sofa and watch TV or take a nap. Monday to Friday, on their... Read More
Posted by: alen on 2008-07-13 22:00:35
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 15 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: Humor   Thoughts   Funny   Personal  

It’s Friday Already?!
Hell…it’s Friday. Friday night to be exact. Time flies when you are havin’ fun. The day started with me opening the door to the garage and almost stepping on an inert... Read More
Posted by: gmce on 2008-07-11 23:49:42
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 22 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: Humor   Random   Wine and Dine   Beer   hair dye  

WOMAN - UNDERWEAR ON HEAD!!
                  WOMAN - UNDERWEAR ON HEAD Okay, I've seen many things in my relatively young... Read More
Posted by: Hope4all on 2008-07-11 10:38:31
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 20 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: Life Events   Humor   Read    

Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Explicit Content
So this Son of a XXXXX creator of mine has finally gotten around to posting a picture of me. How long did that take? Anyway. Things have been busy here. being drawn, erased, drawn again, having... Read More
Posted by: october_hawkins on 2008-07-11 08:54:24
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 66 | # Comments: 3 | Tags: comic   comics   art   sexy   humor  

English Exam Marking Scheme
This is how to get full marks in ANY English Exam… 1 Have neat and Fancy Handwriting [10 marks] 2 In every essay write at the bottom a ‘Thanks You’ note to the teacher,... Read More
Posted by: united on 2008-07-10 22:14:47
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 18 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: Humor   School   English  

HOLY COW!!!!!
I have no idea what is taking this guy so long! So my creator is still working on drawing me the correct way. He is having trouble with my hands. (he's not very good with cartoon hands). He assures... Read More
Posted by: october_hawkins on 2008-07-09 08:35:44
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 71 | # Comments: 1 | Tags: october   hawkins   comic   cartoon   drawing  

amazing.
i heard a story through a grapevine yesterday that had me cracking up. one of my best friends lives in dc and vacationed at one of the northern beaches over the 4th. while still single and on... Read More
Posted by: subzero on 2008-07-08 22:57:11
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 31 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: dating mishaps   Entertainment   Humor   Life   Love  

Boss Speak (BS) - 5 Silly Ways to Put a Stop to Of
Has your boss ever told you to "expand your personal bandwidth", "Think outside the box" It is a growing epidemic of nonsensical office jargon The following article gives 5... Read More
Posted by: suziwong on 2008-07-08 17:42:27
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 35 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: office   business   jargon   funny   humour  

Canadian Cribs
There are times when I don't feel that optimistic about my career or the direction in which it is headed. Sure, I'm still touring and working and still doing my damndest to make people laugh all... Read More
Posted by: wardrick on 2008-07-08 15:18:32
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 16 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: Humor   humour   comedy   comedian   comic  

TAXES–WHY DO THE WEATLTHY CRY? Explicit Content
I have nothing against taxes if what we pay taxes for get things done. Why do the wealthiest Americans pay hardly any taxes? Ethics, BS, let me know where my taxes are going and I will pay gladly... Read More
Posted by: fighterx on 2008-07-07 17:59:47
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 13 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: Current Events   Humor   McCain   Meanderings   Ramble  

Fitting beginning: It’s Rose vs. Beasley
Derrick Rose and Michael Beasley will be forever linked. That’s an inevitability for players who get chosen No. 1 and No. 2 in an NBA draft. Rose’s Bulls face Beasley’s Miami Heat... Read More
Posted by: Sergey on 2008-07-07 17:07:24
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 25 | # Comments: 0 | Tags: NBA   Entertainment   Events   Humor   Life  

yum
I took my fingers and slowly, and gently stretched it apart. It was so pure and white. I licked it once, twice ... I found I couldn't stop. I licked it faster and faster, and harder. I... Read More
Posted by: TDELL on 2008-07-06 14:42:01
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first for everything
I was scared at first. It was very wide, and very long, and it angled straight up. I decided I had to try it once. I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it. It felt weird at first.... Read More
Posted by: TDELL on 2008-07-05 10:50:32
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 40 | # Comments: 6 | Tags: humor  

shhhh
He grabbed me around my slender neck I could not call or scream. He dragged me to my dingy room where we could not be seen. He tore away my flimsy wrap and gazed upon my form.... Read More
Posted by: TDELL on 2008-07-05 10:03:44
Average Rating: No Rating | Views: 24 | # Comments: 1 | Tags: humor  

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