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Tragic Comedy
OK, I thought I had heard and seen it all, but something always comes along to top everything. When this happens I just thank God it wasnrsquot me, even though He doesnrsquot... ...Read More
 Posted by: mtvonca on 2009-11-20 17:28:12  | Rating  | Views: 22 | Comments: 6 | Tagsthoughts  humor 
What makes you qualified to be a music critic?
On occasion people ask me, ldquoSo what qualifies you to be a music critic?rdquo Nothing, really, except that I share my opinion on music and, for whatever reason, people like... ...Read More
 Posted by: thoughts_jeremy on 2009-11-20 12:57:10  | Rating  | Views: 74 | Comments: 16 | Tagsmusic  music critic  humor 
Our New Home in Upstate
We are in our new home in the mobile estates park. Hilda never saw Freddy drive so fast across the state. He was so excited to see our new home.And what a beautiful place it is... ...Read More
 Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-20 12:03:38  | Rating  | Views: 19 | Comments: 1 | Tagsfunny  humor  thoughts  writing  friends 
Lesson of the Day
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had... ...Read More
 Posted by: Ellie2008 on 2009-11-19 20:56:55  | Rating  | Views: 49 | Comments: 9 | Tagslesson of the day  kids  mothers  humor 
November 19 Things To Do When You Are Bored
1. Stand on your head2.Bounce a ball3.Make a cool chain mail4.Do 150 pushups5.Start a collection6.Try on every outfit in your closet7.Give yourself a makeover8.Dance around... ...Read More
 Posted by: ListMaker on 2009-11-19 19:39:03  | Rating  | Views: 6 | Comments: 1 | Tagslist 19 things to do when you are bored humor and ideas 
We Go!
We three Washborns decide to be like adventure people. We will not first go see mobile home estates in the upstate New York before we decide to move in. It would be too much... ...Read More
 Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-19 09:33:42  | Rating  | Views: 39 | Comments: 6 | Tagsfunny  humor  thoughts  writing  friends 
This Just IN.....
Apparently, last night A's mother took a pill and will soon have a baby in her belly..and thenthe baby will grow just like a brother does..and thenshe will have a brother..and... ...Read More
 Posted by: shemelts on 2009-11-19 08:48:54  | Rating  | Views: 75 | Comments: 15 | Tagskids  humor  love  shemelts 
We Go To Auction Last Night
We go to auction last night, my Freddy and me. Two Parts stays home.Lots of people look for bargains in boxes on ground. They were stuffed with things nobody wants no more. I... ...Read More
 Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-16 09:56:20  | Rating  | Views: 91 | Comments: 13 | Tagsauction  fun  funny  humor 
It only takes a SPARK to get a FIRE going!
A while ago God spoke to me to disciple 2 women. He asked me to pour into them what He had been teaching me about Him these past several months. The first day we met I had... ...Read More
 Posted by: lynnecole on 2009-11-14 17:10:40  | Rating  | Views: 53 | Comments: 4 | TagsBible  God  Jesus  Christ  Lord 
Beware the Polyester Pants
Many people dread the coming of old age. They worry about arthritis, liver spots, baldness, fourpronged walkers and icy sidewalks.I worry about polyester pants. It is rare to... ...Read More
 Posted by: JCWinters on 2009-11-14 07:06:07  | Rating  | Views: 40 | Comments: 6 | Tagsfunny  humor  thoughts  writing  friends 
BUMPER STICKER POLITICS?
I saw this bumper sticker awhile back that said "God isn't a Republican or a Democrat." I thought to myself, 'How true,' but isn't it ironic how both parties always try to make... ...Read More
 Posted by: pastormike00 on 2009-11-13 20:07:13  | Rating  | Views: 15 | Comments: 2 | Tagspolitics  christianity  religion  life  humor 
Spooky Neighbors FIVE - The End
When we come back from supermarket, me and Freddy are so happy. We snicker and we giggle like the naughty children doing a bad thing. Even Two Parts is happy that we smile... ...Read More
 Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-13 12:20:31  | Rating  | Views: 78 | Comments: 8 | Tagsfunny  humor  thoughts  writing  friends 
Spooky Neighbors FOUR
I do not know what else to do but to tell Freddy to put voodoo water on top of china cabinet. Better to be safe than to be taken by evil spirit. At least Freddy now see how... ...Read More
 Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-13 12:05:57  | Rating  | Views: 50 | Comments: 2 | Tagsfunny  humor  thoughts  writing  friends 
Spooky Neighbors THREE
I carry heavy groceries into kitchen where Freddy sits and smokes like a lazy bum while I work so hard. Two Parts lies by his feet with one eye open. I ask him what surprise... ...Read More
 Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-13 05:53:20  | Rating  | Views: 74 | Comments: 7 | Tagsfunny  humor  thoughts  writing  friends 
Spooky Neighbors TWO
I know their names now. It is Faber. Bruno and Anna Faber. When I heard this from the nice lady upstairs I almost pass out. Hilda shake all over from fear. Faber? That is what... ...Read More
 Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-12 19:28:38  | Rating  | Views: 75 | Comments: 6 | Tagsfunny  humor  thoughts  writing  friends 
How to be cynical. Oh yea, there is a how to! Woot Explicit Content
Goodafternoon everyone! I mean...cough I hope you all are having a XXXXX up day!? Did I sound cynical enough?.... Nope?.......... Not even a little? Damn it.......Oh well,... ...Read More
 Posted by: MissNightmare on 2009-11-12 17:44:06  | Rating  | Views: 106 | Comments: 13 | Tagscynical  humor  life  paranoid 
Spooky Neighbors ONE
Me and Freddy and Two Parts are back home from our trip. We live in tumble down brownstone apartment in Bronx New York. It is good to get home, but something strange is going... ...Read More
 Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-12 16:52:02  | Rating  | Views: 85 | Comments: 5 | Tagsfunny  humor  thoughts  writing  friends 
Do Wind Chimes Drive You Crazy?
Wind chimes are nice to listen to in the store. Thatrsquos because I can tinkle them it a little and walk away. The tinkling is under my control. I can tinkle a little or a lot... ...Read More
 Posted by: JCWinters on 2009-11-12 08:36:09  | Rating  | Views: 34 | Comments: 3 | Tagsfunny  humor  thoughts  writing  friends 
California, Here We Come. THE END.
Today we finally make it to California. The trees look so funny compare to New York trees. One kind of tree look like a pineapple coming out of ground. People wear bright... ...Read More
 Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-11 13:54:34  | Rating  | Views: 44 | Comments: 3 | Tagsfunny  humor  thoughts  writing  friends 
California, Here We Come. PART SEVEN
It has been so many days since I write. The Washborn family is right now in New Mexico. We are so close to California now.Many days ago we camp in desert in Great Plains of... ...Read More
 Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-11 13:54:09  | Rating  | Views: 43 | Comments: 4 | Tagsfunny  humor  thoughts  writing  friends 
California, Here We Come. PART SIX
We leave very early next morning for Arkansas. Freddy look not so good, but he say he is fine, so we pack up and go after saying goodbyes to our singing friends.Freddy says we... ...Read More
 Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-11 05:08:34  | Rating  | Views: 45 | Comments: 6 | Tagsfunny  humor  thoughts  writing  friends 
Your Life Sucks: Part VIII Explicit Content
Graduation day was approaching. The day that everyone in school looks forward to more than anything. No one was happier to be finished with public education more than I. I... ...Read More
 Posted by: MisterSelfDe... on 2009-11-10 22:59:40  | Rating  | Views: 70 | Comments: 6 | Tagsschool  graduation  ADH  life  humor 
FUNNY lil sayings
Lauging is so good for you in lots of ways... its fun lol so here are some silly lil things that I thought you all might like...hope you bust a gutSayingsLights on, door open,... ...Read More
 Posted by: b3autiful_di... on 2009-11-10 19:26:09  | Rating  | Views: 28 | Comments: 4 | Tagsfunny  laugh  humor 
California, Here We Come. PART FIVE
Our new baby, Two Parts, sits so proud between her new papa and mama. We stopped before to shop for good dog food at the Main Street grocery. It is big bag to show her she will... ...Read More
 Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-10 18:43:21  | Rating  | Views: 92 | Comments: 7 | Tagsfunny  humor  thoughts  writing  friends 
California, Here We Come. PART FOUR
Too much drive, drive, drive, for me. Not much to do but think about old country. I remember when I met my Freddy so long ago at school. He took me to dance at the school.... ...Read More
 Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-10 06:55:14  | Rating  | Views: 88 | Comments: 9 | Tagsfunny  humor  thoughts  writing  friends 
                 
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