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		Why I Blog (Here)
		Uh oh! One minute Irsquom rambling on to you about some of my truly excellent adventures and the next minute Irsquom reaizing that two weeks have gone by and I am spending way... ...Read More
Posted by: mongrel1 on 2009-11-23 15:04:53 \| Rating: \| Views: 16 \| Comments: 2 \| Tags: blogging writing humor

		American Music Awards a waste of time, as expected
		The biggest winner in the American Music Awards was Taylor Swift, who won 5 awards. The biggest loser, though, was any other artist who recorded a pop or RB album this year.... ...Read More
Posted by: thoughts_jeremy on 2009-11-23 09:28:06 \| Rating: \| Views: 42 \| Comments: 9 \| Tags: music humor American Music Awards

		My Poor Freddy
		The tea leaves were clumped to the bottom in two big clumps. One clump look like a mound of dirt. The other clump was in the shape of a Jesus cross sticking out of the mound.... ...Read More
Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-23 05:54:15 \| Rating: \| Views: 10 \| Comments: 0 \| Tags: story humor writing

		Reading of the Tea Leaves
		Katie and Chris come over and we eat nice chicken supper with smashed up potatoes, green beans and wine. We all talk nice around table and laugh so much. I tell them about the... ...Read More
Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-22 05:54:40 \| Rating: \| Views: 49 \| Comments: 10 \| Tags: story humor writing

		Katie and Chris
		We meet some new neighbors, Katie and Chris. Katie is short and stubby like me, but with long darkblonde hair. She smile all the time, big smile, and she like to wear the... ...Read More
Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-21 15:59:04 \| Rating: \| Views: 26 \| Comments: 2 \| Tags: story humor writing

		An e-mail I'd like to send my ex-boss but won't Explicit Content
		So you've fired me because I "don't give a XXXXX". I regret that you developed that opinion of me and I unfortunately have no idea how you came to that conclusion. Perhaps if... ...Read More
Posted by: Neener86 on 2009-11-21 13:54:53 \| Rating: \| Views: 17 \| Comments: 3 \| Tags: work jobs humor bad bosses job loss

		Well, Shite! Explicit Content
		Well, this morning it'sa beautiful day, by the way I took Ozzy on a walk down the street to the doggy area where he usually likes to take a wiz whiz? and a dump. He sniffed and... ...Read More
Posted by: Ellie2008 on 2009-11-21 12:44:05 \| Rating: \| Views: 125 \| Comments: 24 \| Tags: turds Saturday dogs hunky guy humor

		Tragic Comedy
		OK, I thought I had heard and seen it all, but something always comes along to top everything. When this happens I just thank God it wasnrsquot me, even though He doesnrsquot... ...Read More
Posted by: mtvonca on 2009-11-20 17:28:12 \| Rating: \| Views: 27 \| Comments: 8 \| Tags: thoughts humor

		What makes you qualified to be a music critic?
		On occasion people ask me, ldquoSo what qualifies you to be a music critic?rdquo Nothing, really, except that I share my opinion on music and, for whatever reason, people like... ...Read More
Posted by: thoughts_jeremy on 2009-11-20 12:57:10 \| Rating: \| Views: 85 \| Comments: 18 \| Tags: music music critic humor

		Our New Home in Upstate
		We are in our new home in the mobile estates park. Hilda never saw Freddy drive so fast across the state. He was so excited to see our new home.And what a beautiful place it is... ...Read More
Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-20 12:03:38 \| Rating: \| Views: 31 \| Comments: 2 \| Tags: funny humor thoughts writing friends

		Lesson of the Day
		Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had... ...Read More
Posted by: Ellie2008 on 2009-11-19 20:56:55 \| Rating: \| Views: 67 \| Comments: 14 \| Tags: lesson of the day kids mothers humor

		November 19 Things To Do When You Are Bored
		1. Stand on your head2.Bounce a ball3.Make a cool chain mail4.Do 150 pushups5.Start a collection6.Try on every outfit in your closet7.Give yourself a makeover8.Dance around... ...Read More
Posted by: ListMaker on 2009-11-19 19:39:03 \| Rating: \| Views: 6 \| Comments: 1 \| Tags: list 19 things to do when you are bored humor and ideas

		We Go!
		We three Washborns decide to be like adventure people. We will not first go see mobile home estates in the upstate New York before we decide to move in. It would be too much... ...Read More
Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-19 09:33:42 \| Rating: \| Views: 43 \| Comments: 6 \| Tags: funny humor thoughts writing friends

		This Just IN.....
		Apparently, last night A's mother took a pill and will soon have a baby in her belly..and thenthe baby will grow just like a brother does..and thenshe will have a brother..and... ...Read More
Posted by: shemelts on 2009-11-19 08:48:54 \| Rating: \| Views: 77 \| Comments: 15 \| Tags: kids humor love shemelts

		We Go To Auction Last Night
		We go to auction last night, my Freddy and me. Two Parts stays home.Lots of people look for bargains in boxes on ground. They were stuffed with things nobody wants no more. I... ...Read More
Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-16 09:56:20 \| Rating: \| Views: 91 \| Comments: 13 \| Tags: auction fun funny humor

		It only takes a SPARK to get a FIRE going!
		A while ago God spoke to me to disciple 2 women. He asked me to pour into them what He had been teaching me about Him these past several months. The first day we met I had... ...Read More
Posted by: lynnecole on 2009-11-14 17:10:40 \| Rating: \| Views: 63 \| Comments: 4 \| Tags: Bible God Jesus Christ Lord

		Beware the Polyester Pants
		Many people dread the coming of old age. They worry about arthritis, liver spots, baldness, fourpronged walkers and icy sidewalks.I worry about polyester pants. It is rare to... ...Read More
Posted by: JCWinters on 2009-11-14 07:06:07 \| Rating: \| Views: 46 \| Comments: 6 \| Tags: funny humor thoughts writing friends

		BUMPER STICKER POLITICS?
		I saw this bumper sticker awhile back that said "God isn't a Republican or a Democrat." I thought to myself, 'How true,' but isn't it ironic how both parties always try to make... ...Read More
Posted by: pastormike00 on 2009-11-13 20:07:13 \| Rating: \| Views: 18 \| Comments: 2 \| Tags: politics christianity religion life humor

		Spooky Neighbors FIVE - The End
		When we come back from supermarket, me and Freddy are so happy. We snicker and we giggle like the naughty children doing a bad thing. Even Two Parts is happy that we smile... ...Read More
Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-13 12:20:31 \| Rating: \| Views: 80 \| Comments: 8 \| Tags: funny humor thoughts writing friends

		Spooky Neighbors FOUR
		I do not know what else to do but to tell Freddy to put voodoo water on top of china cabinet. Better to be safe than to be taken by evil spirit. At least Freddy now see how... ...Read More
Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-13 12:05:57 \| Rating: \| Views: 52 \| Comments: 2 \| Tags: funny humor thoughts writing friends

		Spooky Neighbors THREE
		I carry heavy groceries into kitchen where Freddy sits and smokes like a lazy bum while I work so hard. Two Parts lies by his feet with one eye open. I ask him what surprise... ...Read More
Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-13 05:53:20 \| Rating: \| Views: 74 \| Comments: 7 \| Tags: funny humor thoughts writing friends

		Spooky Neighbors TWO
		I know their names now. It is Faber. Bruno and Anna Faber. When I heard this from the nice lady upstairs I almost pass out. Hilda shake all over from fear. Faber? That is what... ...Read More
Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-12 19:28:38 \| Rating: \| Views: 76 \| Comments: 6 \| Tags: funny humor thoughts writing friends

		How to be cynical. Oh yea, there is a how to! Woot Explicit Content
		Goodafternoon everyone! I mean...cough I hope you all are having a XXXXX up day!? Did I sound cynical enough?.... Nope?.......... Not even a little? Damn it.......Oh well,... ...Read More
Posted by: MissNightmare on 2009-11-12 17:44:06 \| Rating: \| Views: 110 \| Comments: 13 \| Tags: cynical humor life paranoid

		Spooky Neighbors ONE
		Me and Freddy and Two Parts are back home from our trip. We live in tumble down brownstone apartment in Bronx New York. It is good to get home, but something strange is going... ...Read More
Posted by: HildaWashborn on 2009-11-12 16:52:02 \| Rating: \| Views: 87 \| Comments: 5 \| Tags: funny humor thoughts writing friends

		Do Wind Chimes Drive You Crazy?
		Wind chimes are nice to listen to in the store. Thatrsquos because I can tinkle them it a little and walk away. The tinkling is under my control. I can tinkle a little or a lot... ...Read More
Posted by: JCWinters on 2009-11-12 08:36:09 \| Rating: \| Views: 35 \| Comments: 3 \| Tags: funny humor thoughts writing friends

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