Well your opinion has indeed touched my heart. On that note it was a little tough in deciphering what you were trying to tell me. I came to the conclusion that it wasn't your keyboard missing keys but that maybe it was pure ignorance. I know I make a mistake every now and then but at least I am know that. Now if your trying to do it on purpose, I don't know why you would want to, then I feel sorry for your children. Why? Well maybe you'll be the type of Father/Mother who feels the need to only communicate through text messages or emails and leave the true human bond to be nothing more than a simple beep.

P.S. If your children believe that the Swine Flu and "Zombies" are somehow connected and do in fact believe what I say, then you have failed. If your a child who does believe that it is possible then don't lose that imagination. Imagination is the key to separate yourself from the "regular Joes" who find no humor in life.

Julian you are an asshat!! We're just having a little fun, but for your comments I'm going to personally hand you off to the Zombies, just for shits and giggles!!!
blazet, we have to hole up in the ghetto, you know where the gun and liquor stores are right next door to each other! We'll move all the supplies from the bodega down the block to fill up on whatever else we may need.
I also added to your list of must haves:
*Lap top charger (4 the myspace pictures!)
*TV w/HBO cos waiting for the Zombies can get boring.
*all the itunes cards we can steal (even a playlist with 3000 songs can get old when the world is over)
*microwave-Burritos are just better warm
*nunchucks-just cos they're fun and zombies are stupid & slow(or so they want us to think)
I also think we should avoid malls and police stations in case they try to blend in.
ttfn ta ta for now!!
~~ASP