It feels like I’m standing and waiting at the top of a large drain pipe. I know I’m about to jump in and go for a short ride, but I don’t know from which of the two outlets I will emerge. I’ve been living in Ogden, Utah for all but 1 of my 31 years. I spent the year of......Read More
A Conspiracy Theory is a scary and difficult to entertain idea for me. I've spent the greater part of my life not giving most of them much thought out of their absurdity. I now find myself knowing about one of the most possibly gigantic and absurdly consequential conspiracy......Read More
You know that line, "It isn't you, it's me?" I've never actually used it but maybe I should start. I have spent the last three and a half years dating, literally dozens of girls, all almost completely different and none of them have been right or even akin of right. There were the......Read More
A few weeks ago I swiftly extinguished a terrible rumor about my best friend. So terrible it involved pornography and children. Instantly I was defensive and articulated a perfect explanation to the rumors gross evolution through some peoples exaggeration of an event. I told my best friend......Read More