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The other day I was sitting here with my friend. Let's call her Sarah just for some privacy. Her now husband will be Dumbass.
Sarah and Dumbass came here to visit me after my surgery. Before my surgery they had been in a small tiff over him telling her she was a hypocrondriac, which she isn't.
She has over the past few years, getting closer to her 40s, been having very painful periods. More so in the very begining of them.
So they are doing their date night and he makes this statement^. All because she had said she really needed to go home and lay down, she was cramping pretty bad., he comes off with the "Your just a hypocrondriac, it's just a period!".  Why can't men shutup about something they know nothing about??? I'll admit there are the few cases of women that do take it to a limit that is out of hand.
She had worked all day and him being such a jerk about her not feeling well decides she is going home. Once again he made the statment
most women have them and for as long as she had, why was it really a big deal. She just wanted to be bitchy and lazy. She got pissed and wacked him with a piece of celery. She did admit she hit him pretty hard with it but come on people it's food. How bad could it have been? It's not like she jabbed it into his eye, which I myself think may have been a better idea.
So she goes to leave. He stayed at their hangout place. While in the car on her way home he called her  to say she had better not ever hit him again or he'd be divorcing her. He's not going to be abused.
*Oh I can hear it all now in divorce court.... ' Your Honor, my client asks for this divorce on the grounds of battery by food. An abuse that is soooo completely uncalled for. My client is asking for damages in the amount of Sarah paychecks for the next year due to the pain and suffering, not to mention the embarassment of being beat with food in front of the bar maid at their local wing restraunt. Bringing to the knowledge of all other patrons his wife was having a period.'*
Give me a damn break.
Well Dumbass didn't speak to Sarah for two days following this food incident. He only began talking to her again when he needed money for his credit card bills.
When she told him she was coming to see me after I got home and asked him if he wanted to come he replied with ," How much did you tell them about you hitting me and our fight". Once again, stupid question..... I'm the best friend, I know it all with her as she does with me. He came with her anyway.
Shortly after being here, he being bothered by the fact I knew what a cry baby he is, he broke out with "I just don't understand why women want to use their periods as an excuse to treat men like shit". He goes on to say "My last girlfriend bitched all the time and when I spent $30.00 on pills from GNC that clearly were to ease the visit of aunt flo and she refused to take them, it proved she wanted to be bitchy". (Oh, why in the history of womanhood didn't we think to buy thirty dollar pills??? I wonder what that place might carry for child birth pain?)
"Women all think a period is a license to be bitches and make the world know and pay the price because they have to bleed." "My grandmother said most everyone has one and it's not fun but women do make it out to be a bigger deal than it is." I wanted a piece of celery right at that moment.
OMGosh! Your kidding right? I'd like to know dumbass's excuse for being a jerk more than a week each month.  These two were so not a match from the get go. It's very hard to watch her take his crap knowing even if she does it will change nothing. I try to bite my tounge because I've had my fair share of bad relationships. It doesn't make me love her any less. In fact because I do love her it makes it hard to watch this so called "marriage" drag on. She has never been this unhappy in all the years I've known her. She just hangs on hoping it will all work out.
So to all you women out there I was informed a period doesn't intitle you to complain about not feeling well even if your cramping hard core. Smile  and like it. Don't make any complaints or 'your out of line', giving all women a bad name. Try like hell to bleed in secret.
Sorry, I had to get that all out. Maybe I'm having a phantom period . Ha! |
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Posted by anotherdaze on 2008-07-21 10:49:11 | Rating: | Views: 160
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oh you are soo funny,i have had alot of indometreoses,painful crapp men they are dumbass you got that rite,hope your friend feels better,did i say you are funny, peace
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Posted by bjm1
on 2008-07-21 11:02:25
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glad you enjoyed bjm1. i feel better after venting my sarcasam.
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Posted by anotherdaze
on 2008-07-21 11:08:08
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My heart goes out to "Sarah". Stress and unhappiness can make for an even more uncomfortable visit from Aunt Flo. The "pills" needed here are GNC's triple formula tablets containing high doses of "compassion, grace and sensitivity" ... administered 3 times daily to Mr. Dumb Ass. Great post.
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Posted by ColoradoDreamin
on 2008-07-21 11:15:40
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Thanks you so much coloradodreamin! I agree with your triple tab formula.
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Posted by anotherdaze
on 2008-07-21 11:23:11
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poor woman, he is insensitive and crude, bad combination. She needs to avoid frightening him, or shaming him in public, he doesn't sound too sound, if you know what I mean.
Glad to see you back in the game, A.D. feeling better?
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Posted by circe
on 2008-07-21 12:03:14
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You know who he reminds me of? Cheb's ex hubby. Even if she hadnt chosen me, I would have been happier knowing she had just left him. No woman deserves that. Never mind the celery -i'd have whacked him with the plate...
I wanna gonna say funny post, but it saddens me to know there are other women in the same way Cheb was when I met her xxx
Good rant :-) xxx Dave xxx
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Posted by geordiedreamer
on 2008-07-21 12:26:09
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circe, Yes I agree obviously she'd better watch her table manners. *Laughing* Sorry I can't help it.
Yes I feel much better today can you tell?
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Posted by anotherdaze
on 2008-07-21 12:32:02
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Dave, Oh I know it's sad! The plate would have been a good choice.
I wish she'd see it's been a year and nothing is any better. He wants to be impossible and hang on whatever his granny says. The granny doesn't like my friend either so he's always told what he wants to hear.
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Posted by anotherdaze
on 2008-07-21 12:34:45
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Oh, where is a carrot when you need one!!
Dumbass sounds like an insensitive jerk....just continue to be there for your friend and hopefully she will work things through in her own mind, you sound like a very special friend :)
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Posted by Kaybee
on 2008-07-21 20:18:35
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Kaybee,
I've been thinking of more useful food all week. lol
I really hope she starts to see he is just way too immature for this.
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Posted by anotherdaze
on 2008-07-21 21:27:41
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Wow! That is one subject I would never dare to comment on to a woman.
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Posted by HungryHeart
on 2008-07-21 23:41:56
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Rightfully so HungryHeart. Seems the women and even some men who feels strongly for women are finding new food items to beat people with.
Thanks for commenting.
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Posted by anotherdaze
on 2008-07-22 00:48:38
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LOL... sorry Angie I had to laugh. This reminds me of a joke I used to hear ..
Why do women get periods/PMS?
Because Men deserve it!
Anyway remind me to load up with something stronger than celery if I ever meet a man who thinks like that.
:)
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Posted by EasyToSay
on 2008-07-22 01:07:33
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Dumbass sure lives up to his nickname.. Self centered jerk..
My God, how could he say that, he has no right to! He's never had a period, or menstrual cramps, more importantly, they suck hardcore and he has a point when women use it as an *excuse*, but if cramps are that bad, which they often can be.. Jesus.. I reckon your friend could do better :S
HAHA, beaten with a celery... >_< Well, maybe she didn't want to pick up something that would actually *hurt* him? :P
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Posted by Mezlie
on 2008-07-22 05:34:14
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Wouldn't you love for Dumbass to have a period for just one day. Can you imagine it? One hot water bottle, 2 pain killers, 3 women to administer to him and a big couch with a blanket. Just one day and that would sort him, if you haven't already!
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Posted by overthehillandfar...
on 2008-07-22 05:38:28
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His first mistake was listening to his grandmother(not a bright woman) His second mistake was opening his mouth. Too bad she didn't shove the celery where the sun doesn't shine. Sounds like the "boy" could use more fiber in his diet.
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Posted by pitapie50
on 2008-07-22 07:35:07
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ETS, Dumbass deserves ever cramp she can possibly have.
Mezlie, I'm with you! She needed something for than celery to hit him with.
othafa, One day would do it but I wish he could have a full blown heavy 9 dayer.
Pitapie, Oh you have no idea what kind of things he claims his grandmother says, that he repeats. He has made the grandmother hate his wife so she is always in his side. No, she doesn't sound very wise if she really said much of what he claim. And yes Im sure the "boy" could use some fiber!
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Posted by anotherdaze
on 2008-07-22 10:08:36
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Okay...so this really isn't funny...but I laughed so hard at your sarcasm! very witty!
nothing I can say about dumbass that hasn't already been said...and I'd hate to be accused of being premenstrual...hahaha. He's lucky he got the celery...I'd have probably jabbed my fork into his hand.
Hopefully some day she will get tired and rid herself of this jerk.
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Posted by princess__spot
on 2008-07-22 10:30:58
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You gave him an appropriate name, he sounds like a dumbass! Obviously he does not go through it. I feel bad for your friend, I know how hard it is to let go of a relationship. HOpefully she will see the light at some point.
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Posted by prelude2it
on 2008-07-22 10:58:20
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princess_spot,
I'm aware that it isn't funny. It's not funny to watch him torture my best friend either. I'd like to beat him todeah' myself. I couldn't help but be a smart ass about it. Thanks for your comments.
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Posted by anotherdaze
on 2008-07-22 11:49:34
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prelude, I think he should get a legal name change to dumbass. Then people wouldn't have to waste 2 mins. talking to him to figure it out.
God I wish she'd see the light of day. This thing isn't going anywhere unless he decided to make drastic changes fast! I don't see that happening for some reason. One could always hope but it's just so hard to watch my friend work her butt off to make this work and be so unhappy!
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Posted by anotherdaze
on 2008-07-22 11:52:15
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This is so funny....I would have used something other than celery too...celery is a limpy...omg..like a guy! Good comparison though!!! Men are so freaking lame...I say to all men "Whatever" (read my 9 words women say)....Sarah
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Posted by dreampower
on 2008-07-22 16:53:33
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Thanks dreampower.
I know celery???? I don't understand how he could really blow this so out of control over limp food.
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Posted by anotherdaze
on 2008-07-23 14:44:45
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