Wow, he sounds like a real doosher.

lol!! Oh he is, dearie, he is.

You have no idea.

Biggest damn turn-off I ever met in my life.

I think it's hiliarious that he's trying to pull all this stuff on everyone because he's just going to lose all his friends this way.

Well, all I can say is not too many people enjoy hearing about your sex life with your SO, am I right? lol Nasty. I don't yack about my sex life!

It seems to me that he's just trying to make you
jealous. I would do that to (If I were a guy)
because you're really pretty :)
He doesn't know what he's missing out on.. I bet
she's really fat anyways. Maybe he has a fetish for
fat kinky girls.. who wouldah thunk? Hahaa.

Well, that is really sweet.

No, she's not fat but I've seen her and her face is pretty butt-ugly, lol. But he loves the hell out of that face, so. What can I do?

Jealous? I don't know, I mean he's done her for so long, married to her now and everything, what should there be jealousy for? It's all over and done with, I don't want to have anything to do with him, I wish he'd leave me alone.