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I always think of these fantastic things that I’m going to write about when I’m in the shower, or walking to the shop, or staring at the ceiling at five o’clock in the morning, but forget them once I’m actually in front of the computer.
I’ve noticed that the Dutch are a people of contrasts. Yesterday, I was well convinced they were the most enlightened people in the world, having created oliebollen, poffertjes, AND deep fried cheese. I was pretty much convinced that my life had been leading up to this moment and that my destiny lay in the Netherlands. Today, however, after I discovered that they don’t make maple syrup in this damn country, not to mention this Coca-Cola Light bullshit, AND after the failure in the quest to find chocolate milk in the supermarket, I have come to the conclusion that the Dutch are stupid and need to get the hell out of the Dark Ages. I've also been informed that they don't sell pumpkins in this country! What's going on?!
Though they are the creators of the single most amazing pair of Chuck Taylors that have ever existed…
We had some drinks last night and made fun of the Dutch...fake Dutch is hilarious when you don’t speak a word of it and are mildly off your face. Although I’ve picked up a grand total of one word: kip. It means chicken.
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Posted by amysodyssey on 2008-01-28 09:24:46 | Rating: | Views: 23
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