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| WOMEN 101 - what men should learn! |
Just like us women love to listen to other women on advice of what men want (big mistake!); there are men who ask their male friends for advice on how to attract a women or how to call a woman’s attention. Listen up men; no man can tell you what a woman wants, first because us women are complicated little creatures and second because if that guy knew exactly what women want, he’d have a girlfriend, lover, wife, and a friend with benefit; and none of them would even mind to share him! LOL. Most importantly, he’d be appearing on the Believe It or Not show 
It’s a big mistake asking someone from the same sex, what the opposite sex wants. To top it off, guys will usually ask a single friend! If he’d be so great with women, he wouldn’t be single to begin with! He’d be married and have a happy marriage. All that BS excuses they give for being single, like, they want to enjoy life, etc., is just that, BS! They’re single because they don’t know how to keep a woman happy or interested!
No matter how good you think you’re with women, how big of a player you are, or how much you know what a women wants…I want you know you’re WRONG! You only know about us what we’ve wanted you to know OR you’ve been successful with women because you’re really good looking and we don’t care to hear what you have to say, but just care to have you (yup, we can be somewhat like you guys also) . Just because you consider yourself God’s gift to women, or you consider yourself funny, intelligent, attractive; doesn’t mean you are all those things. This is the sort of attitude that has been keeping women away from you to begin with! You have to learn the difference between being someone secure and someone annoying! There’s a fine line between a turn on and a turn off!
So, my service to the community today, especially to the men’s community, is to give them a little tip of what attracts women; or even better, what women find annoying in a man! You can call this WOMEN 101!
Humor - Ok guys, lets begin with this. Just because your friends think you’re funny, doesn’t necessarily mean a woman will also find you funny. Especially when you try to be funny by making fun of others. Us women find this quite annoying; even more, when you hardly even know me and are just throwing out insults as a joke. I’ve had some men trying to amuse me at work, so they begin making fun of another person in their attempt of being funny! How about if maybe, just maybe, that other person is a close friend of mine! You don’t know me; don’t try to amuse me without knowing who my friends are or where I come from. Stop for a minute, you might be offending me! For now, just stick to knock knock jokes LOL jk!
Intelligence - Please don’t confuse intelligence with SMART ASS or a KNOW IT ALL. Us women (most of us) do find intelligence very attractive, a big TURN ON; however I find ‘know it alls’ or a ‘Smart Ass’ ANNOYING!! Yes, it can be cute at times, and by at times I mean, once every blue moon; however it’s a big NO NO when you think of this to be one of your ‘good qualities’ and do it all the time. There are guys who begin talking about a topic they think they know, and they go on and on about it! Don’t try to prove to me you’re intelligent; if you are, I will come to realize this on my own! Pushing it doesn’t make you look sexy, it makes you look as if you’re trying to make me look stupid!
Agreeable - Some men try to prove to a woman they are good listeners or they have many things in common by agreeing to everything a woman says. UGH! Don’t do this!! Yes, yes, we are complicated; I said this at the beginning; but hey, if you’ve made it this far, don’t complain!! Don’t agree with me on everything!! I like a guy who has his own points of views! I don’t want a guy with no ideas, opinions; its annoying! I know you guys are trying to be sweet, but it makes us feel like you’re really not listening, you don’t give a damn, or you’re braindead. Speak your mind, damn it! however keep a balance!
Compliments - Think before you speak, will you? Most importantly; stay away from body compliments! Don’t tell me ‘hey great legs’ or ‘great boobs’! LOL Also don’t use PICK UP LINES!!! Stick to simple and you’ll be fine. I rather hear a guy tell me ‘I like the way you smile’ or ‘I think you look pretty today’ rather than a guy who tells me ‘Are your legs tired? They should be, because you’ve been walking through my mind all day!’ AGH!
And last but not least; compliments brings me to self-compliments, if I must say! I’m talking about
Selling Yourself - Don’t oversell yourself or don’t tell me how great you are; how you drive women crazy or how good you are in bed! Once again, if you are a great guy or if you’re good in something, I’ll find out when I want to find out. Believe me, if interested, I WILL figure this out on my own. I’ve had guys tell me ‘If you’d give me a chance, you’ll see I’ll take you to heaven! Or in a way of trying to impress me, they say ‘I’ve never had a complaint from any of my ex’s’ (referring to bed). Hello? They’re your Ex’s for a reason, right? :P
Anyway, to wrap this up; there are many things you shouldn’t do in an attempt to call a woman’s attention but if I continue with a list, I’d never finish. Stick to these and you should do pretty well. There are many other things to take into consideration also, such as physical attraction, etc. But like I said, if you find a woman attractive and want to call her attention, find a balance before performing any of the above, Money back guaranteed!! However if this advice doesn’t work, oh well, sue me! Remember, my advise is only worth what you paid for it! :p
Enjoy!!
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Posted by amorev2379 on 2008-09-17 22:27:19 | Rating: | Views: 566
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