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| My Type of Salary! - its to cry for... |
There’s something I don’t quite understand about people. Every payday, I see people opening their paycheck stubs and looking into them as if hoping their salaries have increased and maybe the company forgot to notify them. Every Friday, after reviewing their stubs, I also see their face of disappointment.
At work, we do salary increases once a year. By January, its review time of each employee’s performance, and according to their review, we will adjust their salary accordingly. This means, your salary will not change until January of the following year. I would say about 90% of the people are set up for direct deposit. This means, they are all aware they are only getting a copy of their paycheck. So, if they are not receiving an actual check, and if they know for a fact they will not have a salary increase until next year, and if nothing has changed, why do people look at those things so carefully?
I know it’s always good to verify your information, make sure everything is ok; no mistakes have been done, etc., etc. However, I notice people are not just checking things are ok, they are actually hoping there is a mistake, to their benefit LOL. When I receive my stub, I don’t even bother opening, I just put it away, somewhere; I know there won’t be any changes, and I know I’m not lucky enough to have a mistake made to my benefit. Am I the wrong one in this story? Or am I right in thinking, why bother checking those things so carefully?
Seeing this type of behavior got me thinking, is there anyone out there satisfied with their salary? I guess it all depends on how much you make. After all, there are some shitty jobs which pay shitty salaries.
Here’s my list of the different types of salaries out there.
1. Onion salary – you see it, you grab it…and you begin to cry!
2. Asshole salary – it doesn’t help you in anything, it only makes you suffer, but you can’t live without him!
3. Condom salary – it cuts your inspiration and takes your desires away.
4. Impotent salary – it abandons you when you need it the most.
5. Dietetic salary – with it, you eat less every time.
6. Atheist salary – you already doubt its existence
7. Premature ejaculation salary – as soon as its in…its done
8. Menstruation salary – comes once a month and only lasts 3 days
9. Thunderstorm salary – you don’t know when its coming, or how long it will last
10. Cell phone salary – Every time they make them smaller
11. Walt Disney salary – it’s been frozen for the past 30 years
Which one is your type of salary? I can honestly say mine doesn't fit any of them. Can't complain, I earn decent money...if only I were single, no kids, then I'd be able to enjoy my fat paycheck!...Hmm, hold on, I am single, and have no kids...WTF?
Enjoy!
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Posted by amorev2379 on 2008-09-12 14:16:57 | Rating: | Views: 288
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