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Oh wow. How do I even start on this one? Ha. Okay, I know Im not the only person that has wanted to make a mad dash to sporting goods to grab one of those pop-up chairs that you take camping and just sit infront of the entry and just... watch. Its amazing. You should try it. From upper class to trailer trash, everyone comes in walmart. Thats the best part of your evening shopping spree. Oh and if you think going at 5pm is wonderful... you should really try about 8-9pm... thats when all the "fun" people to watch comes out. I dont understand why anyone would doll themselves up with makeup (for the ladies) dressy clothes and shoes, 20 pounds of jewelry and 1/2 of them wouldnt dare be seen in walmart without their pop-in pop-out grillz. Ha. Seriously... wow.
Oh, and how dare I forget the guys who roll around the paking lot, blaring their music, leaning out the window like somebody just passes gas in their car, hooting and hollaring and all these females (who are all dolled up most of the time) thinking they are cool? Seriously, I was wearing sweat pants, a tank top, sweaty with my hair pulled up in a lop-sided crooked pony tail... and I got hit on by a "thug" and a raised up 50$ car with $500 rims on it. How silly can you be? Okay, back to inside walmart.... So the other night, I see this girl, omfg... Im a fairly small girl, all my clothes are medium or smaller and I wear a 3 in jeans... this girl fit her size xlarge/13 butt into my size clothes and walked like she was hot. The stitches were straining, the button was saying "omg help me I cant get air" and the shirt was black, stretched til you could see her red bra. Needless to say, it was scary. Im still scared. Im getting off subject, c'mon, go grab a lounge chair and some cheetos and meet me at the door and ill tell you more about it. =) |
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Posted by amber224 on 2008-05-16 17:26:22 | Rating: | Views: 89
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Hahahahahahaha!! I'm rolling over here! Seems everyone has a WalMart story. This was really good, thanks for the laugh.
~Tet~
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Posted by VarahnTet
on 2008-05-16 17:48:26
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